h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.........thats far worse than just about anything........

couldn't have put it better myself

*Sultandude in his guise feels the force returning after those kind words from Happy and repeats the triple swirl emerging as
-KABUKI MAN- Samuri Superhero, he flies around the room, hovers in front of Vekura, draws his samuri sword and declares*

"Ah so Stumped dude, don't lose your head or you may lose your head."

"And by the way Happydude, I have been working on my space, have you been there?"

OK then, mister dude, (sultan, not happy) you're in. You can be at the front line of our 'coming to the fore-front of H2G2 plans' which is entirely not tautological And may I say that we have always been lacking a flying samuri, and that I for one am glad to have you. And did you say feminists? Let me at them! And you can have a fight witht the bad guys here: http://www.h2g2.com/F42679?thread=88079&post=756580

[Vekura] {Careful, UH -- if you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter-attack, unless you're Homer Simpson after he took a gummi Venus de Milo off of a babysitter's butt.}

[Mewtwo] }That chomps down upon. Er, bites.{

Wey Hey

Sultan, just so you know I'm nominaly on the S.T.U.M.P.E.D. team

[sea] are you putting down feminists?! BRING IT ON, HEAVY MAN!

Sea, where/would you be for the ERA (Equal Rights Act)?

Maestus appears in the forum in an uncomfortable, blinding glare of light, that leaves everyone staggering.

Obscured by blurring gaps in vision, he wields akimbo a pair of insanely glittery pistols.

His arms shoot out as the pistols are brought to bear on UH and sea.

Roaring into life, the guns blaze.




hmm...
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(OK it's Eisaku and not Maestus, but it can be Maestus as well if I want it to :] )

*Kabuki Man flies round the room deflecting shots with his trusty samuri sword right back to the source*

"Hey, I'm a CHOPPER baby!"

*Shouted in his best Bruce Willis voice impersonation a la Pulp Fiction*

"Do we have a badge?"

[Mewtwo] }Congradulations, you've just earned the Mew Badge!{ [hands Kabuki Man a Pokémon Gym Badge depicting a Mew's face]

Maestus stops firing.

The pistols incandesce with swirling light, blindingly blazing and whining obscenely.

He brings his arm down and points one of the pistols straight in between sultanadude's eyes.

He pulls the trigger; the shot rings whining through everyone's heads. In Sultanadude's case, literally.

[PS] Death Avocado and Giguschild are good guys. Maestus isn't anything.

Listen. This is not a battle forum. Oh, alright. Hey Gigus old fruity, you could design a new badge, couldn't you?

And what time will you come on Monday - before or after lunch?

Oh yes: I'll have a friendly chat with you about feminism. But I'd like to know where the other feminists live...

[Any Superheroes with enhanced perceptions of danger suddenly have a "bad feeling". All the others just notice that the sky got very bright, despite the limitations of lightspeed... Half the stars in existence have started to go supernova because of an accident at http://www.h2g2.com/F37895?thread=68810&post=759458 and only a concerted effort by a large number of Superheroes can reverse the situation...]

[both] {}I have a bad feeling about this.}{

Wow, I suddenly feel all great!............

sweet

Wey Hey