h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[NYC] wow... look at it... it's almost mesmerizing... how that fat jiggles so...

[sea] ooo...

Oh come ON, Yo. You lot can hardly pester ME about continuity if he's going to go and do something like THAT! a) Your legs had already been mangled by the ammo-explosion. b) Teflon spray, or any other household alkali, will NOT be able to neutralise <quote> concentrated molecular acid. c) Mm, hm. You can see me through the wall, huh? WHATever! d)Z&E: Emar was feeling dazed and confused from losing his puppet, which is why his true, Emar-only feelings were showing through.

Yo: Despite your heinous continuity breaking, I'm prepared to let it pass and accept it as having happened seeing as the other villains are being so whiny about not being able to easily injure me.

Giguschild, only E&Z can decide what E&Z will think. that is the gravest of continuity breaks. If you decide to take it upon yourself to create thoughts for another researcher's character, then why not just stop this fight now.

which reminds me.

*NYC lights the flame-thrower he's been unsuccessfully trying to use so far*

I never remember a xenomorph I couldn't toast. who wants xenoburgers? I promise they'll be well done!

Woah. Bad Vibes. Man.

Let's forget all about this contiunity malarkey, and play like nice children.

Oops. I lost mys-e-e-e-e-elf.
(That bit was a gag. In case you wondered.

*Sigh* Oooohhh...what's the point?

LOOK! Does it MATTER!!?!?! If you want to be anal; if you REALLY feel bad about this, then FINE...burn me!! BURN ME!!!

*Giguschild hands a fire extinguisher to Uncle Heavy, and walks into the center of the forum. He falls, Nicholas Cage-like, to his knees and throws his arms back. Throwing his head up, he lets out a long, mournful screech...*

Nicholas Cage ? looked more like the Teletubbies

[sea] you know, i don't think it's as much fun if you ASK him to do it.

[evillene] i'd still enjoy it.

[sea] yeah, but you'd wait until he was charred, then kick him, then pull out your sword and cut him up quite a bit, then you would--

[evillene] *interrupts* stop giving away my plans!!!!

*Offers NYC some matches*

he called me henious!
sure. That works for me.

*sea rubs her temples. evillene runs over, grabs the matches, and strikes one and tosses it at giguschild*

oh, hell. there's no skill involved in this.

*NYC sets down the flamethrower, pulls out a cot, and proceeds to lie down on it*

oh, hell. there's no skill involved in this.

*NYC sets down the flamethrower, pulls out a cot, and proceeds to lie down on it*

*NYC sits on a TAK-Tomato and is blown sky high blahblah*

hows that for a totally useless subject title?!

*Gets up*

Well, there we go. All OK now?

*Walks over to the cot.*

Well? What'll it be, NYC? Hasty disemboweling? Partial dismemberment?Letting of blood? Flesh wounds? Minor cuts and bruises? Nothing? You attacking me? You killing me? It would appear to be your choice. Well?

since when was it in a xenomorph's interest to negotiat anything? or, at that fact, speak at all? I would have assumed you to be trying to maul me as best you could right now, but since you aren't...

*NYC puts earphones on and nods off to all reality*

A good mauling? A wise choissce, sssir...

*Camera pans to ceiling, and various gristly and crunching sound effects ensue, acompanied by the odd scream or a squirt of blood/other bodily fluids.*


*They temporarily pause*

It'sss all thiss continuity malarkey, ain't it, guv? Gotto assk you first, ain't I? Rulesss is ruless...

*The sound effects, screams and blood squirts resume. After a few painful sounding minutes, the camera pans back down to NYC, who lies there groaning and in at least a little pain. Still listening to his earphones, though.*

*sea sighs, walks over to NYC, leans over, and gives him a healing kiss*

[sea] that was most unfair... that wasn't what he said and you know it.

Excuse me, but what part of the thouroughly dismembered NYC did you kiss? Do tell. Good Job, G.