h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

blimey! do i fit the bill?

qualities

1- i own my own filing cabinet and mop

2- have secret alter ego (comes with free disguise)

3- karate black belt

4- have own day job (see 1)

[Vekura] {Probably.}

[Mewtwo] }Sorry I wasn't able to post sooner. (A mess IRL) Could someone give us a summary of what's up?{

OK - go to the CHOPPERS hideout and speak to AFfy, he's the boss, but we need all the guys we can get. Good on you.

Rats, there is another good-for-nothing superhero joining you guys...........

[Vekura] {Bugger off, you're a bad guy.}

~all are un-nerved by his smile~

[black sea] ugh. what ARE you people thinking? it's so much more fun being a supervillain.... you should be signing up with STUMPED instead.

*Sultandude enters dressed in his trusty towel and newly topped up tan, he swirls around 3 times but instead of turning into Kabuki Man, he turns into the bloody clown again, the one with the gun that issues a flag that says BANG when you pull the trigger.*

"Erm... I'll be back!"

you'd better - cause I dont know who you are...

I thin someone's jacking Happy's style

*think

"NOT! My nickname has been Sultandude for 10 years!"

always had the clown suit?

"You have obviously not seen the movie Kabuki Man. Normally when I spin round three times I turn into Kabuki Man, Samuri superhero, who can fly. Unfortunately every once in a while, when the force is weak, I turn into the clown. Kabuki Man is really a formidble super hero. Now do I get a crack at the job or not?"

Well I'm not authorized to get you into CHOPPERS because I'm a member of STUMPED. Are you shure you absolutley want to be a good guy. I mean bad guying is soooooooo much more fun!!!! Also STUMPED is much more active then CHOPPERS. Whatever your choice is you will be a worthy addition to either group, I'm sure we'd (STUMPED) would accept you, but then again Happy does need an arch-enemy good guy, your choice, good luck

"princess Toy wouldn't allow me to be a bad guy, and I kind of like the phrase "I'm a chopper baby" in a Bruce Willis sounding voice."

Well, I think we'll have to start with a test of your abilities.

*clicks finger towards Yo*

Go to it!

~reloads and puts gun away~

[Mewtwo] }He's over there.{

[points at where Sultandude *really* is and turns off the illusion that he was where Yowuzupman was shooting at]

[Vekura] {Perhaps you ought to apologize to Uncle Heavy for blasting that hole in the wall.}

[Both of them put energy shields about themselves; THEY CAN NOT BE HARMED BY YOWUZUPMAN WITH THESE SHIELDS ON]

- be nice to sultundude - the femenist have been ganging up on him in another forum -