h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yay! bribes of food and drink!

So is that it? The invadion's over? We all go?

Where would we go? This is our turf anyway.

Who are you speaking for?

I'm speaking for anyone who was already here when the Evil Army invaded. They were taking over the universe. We are all in the universe. Therefore, there is nowhere else we can go anyway, so why would we be able to "all go."

Well, I think I was speaking for the MotMV. Or at least for me. Or something.

I'll rephrase:
So that's it? The invadion's over? I leave?

no not really...has the Evil Army ever left the MotMV base...?
no we just carry on like we have been since fighting actually ceased...only difference being that we're all friends...that's the easiest and best way to take over the universe...you see if everyone is friends with everyone there's no one who will mind you taking over since they get some power from it...as illogical as it sounds...it works...

oh and I have no clue what he means by "draw" but the BBQ sauce and Pizza are all I need...

So it's settled then- we give you the pizza, BBQ sauce, cheesecake, and chocolate milk, and you will write in your histories that the battle came out as a draw.

oh that's what he means...
I dunno...
*thinks about it just to add a sense of false suspence since everyone knows he'll except out of kindness and in no way because the BBQ Sauce Pizza combo...oh and he never lies either...never...right...*
Okay that works for me...
So I suppose you'll want my Over Barring Jerk sized signature...
well to get it you'll have to go under "view" and then under "text size" and choose "largest"...yes the font for the nearly blind or those with monitors that are several meters away...anywho...here's my signature...no doubt EvilClaw will atempt to outdo me...

SuperMoo,
Grand Duke of The Cows,
Minister of L.A.O.S. (Lactose, Anvils, Olephants, and Septic tanks),
Member of The Founding Four,
Leader of The Minions of Destiny (members of The Evil Army),
Munnitions Expert and Weapons Designer in The Evil Army of H2G2


...did I forget any titles that relate to the Evil Army of H2G2...
ya know I think I have more titles than EvilClaw...who only has the title Founder of The Evil Army of H2G2...at least that I know of...and I didn't actually make any of these up on the spot...well except for the Leader of the Minions of Destiny...I made that title up on the spot...but it's true...and the members have always been called that...just not often...

oh yea...the time and date:
4:30 pm EST (I'll convert it later...) 19/10/04...or 10/19/04...either way...

Right then... *gets out from under the sofa and dusts herself off* guess we're done, aren't we?
Nice meeting you guys, it's been a lovely little war, do stop by and say hello sometime.

*Signs it:

"Scandrea"*

I also sign this treaty. (FOOD FOOD FOOD!) Not for any ulterior (FOOD) motive, but just because i love peace.

EvilClaw, supreme commander of the Evil Army of H2G2.

As for outdoing supermoo... sometimes simplicity can be a beautiful thing.

*also signs the treaty, for no apparent reason*

*wonders wether he should too, being supreme commander of the MOTMV*

yeah probably. Ask for tacos!

I don't think I need to sign this as I never really took part in the invadion... not that I rememeber anyway. Maybe some time at the begining of the thread, but that was pretty long ago.

has everyone who needs to signed it yet? I'm hungry and desire pizza and bribes.

*Orders pizza.*

*Waits to see if anyone tells her to leave*