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The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 18, 2004
Hey, watch your language! 
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Oct 18, 2004
Who, me? 
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 18, 2004
i'm willingly to negotiate a cease hilarity.
Here are my demands:
1. A box of pizza and a plate of rice crispies treats as reperations
2. The evil army will claim that we claimed to have defeated you in our histories.
3. Don't call me a cheese-eating surrender monkey in YOUR histories.
Thats all i can think of. Left hand cow, how about you?
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 18, 2004
Simposts again! 
Jack, what have you done?
*Gets closer to the sofa in case she will need a quick retreat*
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Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Oct 18, 2004
Jack O'Lantern at your service...until Halloween, after which I vanish into the mists for 11 months. 
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 18, 2004
*ahem* PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!
thank you.
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Oct 18, 2004
Sorry, Commander EvilClaw the Magnificent, but I can't pay because I'm short on cash.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 18, 2004
but... but i want pizza 
are you in the CHOPPERS?
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Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Oct 18, 2004
I asked them to add extra anchovies. 
No, I'm not in Choppers. I'm mostly in the pumpkin patch. After Halloween, I will be but a memory for 11 months. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 18, 2004
i'm sorry but i'm trying to negotiate with the CHOPPERS right now. if you leave a message i'll ignore it until its personally inconvienent. Have a nice day 
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Scandrea Posted Oct 18, 2004
We'll do the pizza, and the not-calling-you cheese eating surrender monkeys, but is there any way we can negotiate a draw in the histories?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 18, 2004
You mean illustrations, Scandrea? We might be able to find some 
to draw in the histories.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 18, 2004
ehem...I want more shruberies</>...er...I dunno what I'll do with more shruberies</>...so scratch that...I don't need more shruberies</>...what I need now is...
...uhhh....er....mmmm....ehhhhh....er... ummmmmmmmmmmmm... SOMETHING!!!!...you know...SOMETHING!!!!...er...you know what...I don't really need SOMETHING!!!! since I don't know where I'd put SOMETHING!!!!...
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 19, 2004
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 19, 2004
*Crawls back under the sofa, just out of habbit*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 19, 2004
the draw in the histories.... Supermoo! would that be feasible?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 19, 2004
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
Scandrea Posted Oct 19, 2004
If you say yes, I'll throw in 100 gallons of the BBQ sauce of your choice!
The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 19, 2004
hey 
! Don't try to bribe him! I want bribe too!
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Scandrea Posted Oct 19, 2004
OK, what kind of bribe do you want? 
? I've got that too, by the truckload, and twice as much chocolate milk.
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The Evil Army Invades: Part 2n, because I says so
- 2301: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2302: Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2303: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2304: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2305: Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2306: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2307: Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2308: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2309: Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2310: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2311: Scandrea (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2312: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2313: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 18, 2004)
- 2314: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 19, 2004)
- 2315: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 19, 2004)
- 2316: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 19, 2004)
- 2317: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 19, 2004)
- 2318: Scandrea (Oct 19, 2004)
- 2319: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 19, 2004)
- 2320: Scandrea (Oct 19, 2004)
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