h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Demon Drawer the Presidential Candidate who has been riding high in Dr. E Vibenstein's opinion Poll was found slumped on the floor of the Forum and Firkin on the afternoon of 20 July 2000. Police are currently investigating a pint of Guinness which was found spilt on the floor beside the the recombant DD. The Presidential Candidate was immediately rushed to the h2g2 Hospital for a stomach pump.

Whyever would you suspect poison. DD is often found in that state.

Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwk, one too many.

Because even I can handle one sip of Guinees even when drunk.

Because even I can handle one sip of Guinees even when drunk.

Or two sips, as the case may be.

heh heh heh
people don't wash their hands as often as rats do.

the roach told me DD and the Ant Lady were arguing in the Aroma Cafe a few days ago. Isn't she a regular at that FF bar?

get better demon drawer from a demon rat

You won't believe me if I tell you I endited the entry from two to one and then h2g2 plays up and makes it two again.

Hey! No accusing esteemed members of my team without evidence!

I've studied clues left at the crime scene (and recordings from my illegal bugs) and have come to the conclusion that the poisoner was somebody not involved with my campaign in any way. In fact I don't believe he's supporting anybody yet.

Besides, the poison that we use would have killed him by now.

*DD's cardiac monitor*

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Styx, sweetie, you must check your facts. Go and view the tapes of recent events at the F&F. There is circumstantial evidence that EV did it. But the question is, what's the motive? Redbeard was standing next to EV at the time. Hmmmm......

*Lil dives to the floor and plugs the life-assist equipment back in*

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And you just happen to be standing here when the plug falls out, hm?

Bring out yer dead. Bring out yer dead.

<Dr. EV pulls DD out of the F&F and tries to put him on the cart>

DD: I'm not quite dead yet.

Clear!

**ZZZZZAP!!!**

Clear!

**ZZZAP!!!**

DD's monitor: ^^\/^\/^\/^\/ etc

Well I wouldn't have done that would I?

oops! Triple syml-post!

*DD dies from the shock*

Well DD, are you dead or not?
And you can't blame me or Amy. I've tried hard to keep you alive.

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*A Flame of red fights her way into the ER*

Let me through, let me through. I'm a medium.

I thought we ordered a large.

Or should I say: there's a small medium at large.