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Who poisoned DD?
Bluebottle Posted Jul 26, 2000
That's a very complicated question... Perhaps DD'll know - I lost the plot halfway along.
Who poisoned DD?
Menza Posted Jul 26, 2000
I'd lost the plot by the time you had finished the first forum.
Who poisoned DD?
Menza Posted Jul 26, 2000
Are you sure thats wise, we still haven't found who did it. 
Who poisoned DD?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 26, 2000
He's gone into Sean Connery mode. 
Who poisoned DD?
Demon Drawer Posted Jul 26, 2000
Well he didn't so much at times in Remington Steele
Who poisoned DD?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 26, 2000
As far as I know Mr Brosnan can pronounce the letter s. It's definitely Sean Connery. EV can do a good impersonation of Sean Connery, ask him to say "sifting the evidence" and see what I mean.
Who poisoned DD?
Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep Posted Jul 26, 2000
Scurries through the evidence
Who poisoned DD?
Kes Posted Jul 26, 2000
Well, then I'll leave the evidence in your capable hands - but do check out the bottle of polish (promise I won't mention it again after this). It must be the chosen instrument - after all the label promises "a lovely finish"!
*ducks in anticipation of flying rotten fruit*
Who poisoned DD?
Post Team Posted Jul 27, 2000
*Two rotten pears and a banana heading your way!*
shazzPRME
Who poisoned DD?
nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted Jul 27, 2000
(nim comes back after a walk outside, realized that DD is up and jumps on the bed, starts purring happily)
My favorite candidate back!
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
Who poisoned DD?
Demon Drawer Posted Jul 27, 2000
But I support PETA and not out illustrious Community Editor in this case.
Who poisoned DD?
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Jul 28, 2000
~A Message from an As Yet Unofficial Candidate~
I did not poison DD, but I will if necissary! I am also buying votes! I have here
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votes! Remember that campaign promise!
If elected I hereby promise to eliminate all undesireable elements in our
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to build the largest military that H2G2 has ever seen. I promise to declare
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race will rule the Internet, and I will be its leader!
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Who poisoned DD?
- 81: Don Alfredo (Jul 26, 2000)
- 82: Bluebottle (Jul 26, 2000)
- 83: Menza (Jul 26, 2000)
- 84: Demon Drawer (Jul 26, 2000)
- 85: Menza (Jul 26, 2000)
- 86: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 26, 2000)
- 87: Menza (Jul 26, 2000)
- 88: Demon Drawer (Jul 26, 2000)
- 89: Menza (Jul 26, 2000)
- 90: Demon Drawer (Jul 26, 2000)
- 91: Menza (Jul 26, 2000)
- 92: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 26, 2000)
- 93: Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep (Jul 26, 2000)
- 94: Kes (Jul 26, 2000)
- 95: Post Team (Jul 27, 2000)
- 96: nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) (Jul 27, 2000)
- 97: Menza (Jul 27, 2000)
- 98: Demon Drawer (Jul 27, 2000)
- 99: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Jul 28, 2000)
- 100: Menza (Jul 29, 2000)
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