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Who poisoned DD?
Cute Red Haired Girl (Medium for the comatosed DD) Posted Jul 20, 2000
My client, currently on that trolley....
*points to DD*
....feels the need to have his thoughs expressed at this crucial time in the Prez campaign. As a Dr. is one of the key suspects in this whole sorry debacle, he feels that I am currently the best thing for the current crisis.
Who poisoned DD?
Cute Red Haired Girl (Medium for the comatosed DD) Posted Jul 20, 2000
Well at the moment I think DD really needs you to head up his campaign until he regains conciousness and gets back on his feet.
Who poisoned DD?
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 20, 2000
*concerned*
I hope our simulposts didn't interfere too much with a setup.
Who poisoned DD?
shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 20, 2000
Man.
This is more exciting that Neighbours! (Which was previously at the peak of inducing human excitement, as we all know).
Who poisoned DD?
Cheezdanish, Slacker Princess Posted Jul 20, 2000
*rushes in to see DD*
DD!! Speak to me! 
*whirls on the small medium at large*
How can I help?
Who poisoned DD?
Demon Drawer Posted Jul 20, 2000
The follow news report has been produced.
http://www.h2g2.com/A398649
Who poisoned DD?
Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 20, 2000
*cheesy organ music plays*
*in a somber voice*
I'm afraid, Cheezdanish, that DD can't speak to you.
He died...
then was revived...
and then he died again...
and was revived again...
but then he died...
and now his status has been upgraded to "Recently Almost Fatally
Poisioned Presidential Candidate"...
and now, although he appears to be channeling through a small medium at large,...
he is grimly facing a greater struggle --
how to channel a pint from the F&F, while unconscious in the ICU unit.
*organ music stops*
Who poisoned DD?
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 21, 2000
He's managed to post a few URL's and comments at the Aroma Cafe, too. No medium in sight!
Who poisoned DD?
nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted Jul 21, 2000
(A brownish cat fights her way into the CCU)
What happened to my favorite candidate and demon?
(shows all claws and teeth but refrains from spitting because prohibited)
Who did this? Where can I get him? How can I kill him?
It must have been Barkley, he's got a history for spiking drinks!
(Starts purring at DD)
Who poisoned DD?
nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted Jul 21, 2000
(calms down a bit)
That was supposed to be Baldrik, I spluttered.
Who poisoned DD?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 21, 2000
Baldrick was no where near at the time of the incident. I was over in the corner of the F&F talking to Gedge. EV and Redbeard were close to the pint that DD drank.
Who poisoned DD?
Bluebottle Posted Jul 21, 2000
Poisoned drink... I suspect it was Claudius trying to kill Hamlet...
Who poisoned DD?
Cute Red Haired Girl (Medium for the comatosed DD) Posted Jul 21, 2000
Thanks for that piece of information re: Redbeard I'm sure the police will be delighted to know that. 
Who poisoned DD?
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 21, 2000
*walks down the corridor toward the knot of campaign staff guarding DD's door* Could you tell Demon Drawer that all the regulars at the Aroma Cafe are wishing him well, and we're signing a get well card for him? *turns to walk away, speaking softly* It's a good thing he's not up and about, perhaps, or he might be taking himself out of the cmpaign anyway. Baldrick is strafing the newbies with political messages again (see http://www.h2g2.com/F48722?thread=65029 ) and DD was quite upset about it last time.
Who poisoned DD?
Demon Drawer Posted Jul 21, 2000
*there's a flicker in a distant set of eyes in a ICU ward*
Who poisoned DD?
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 22, 2000
*comes back up corridor and finds a different knot of campaign staffers still guarding the entrance to the ICU*
Hello everyody, I hope DD is holding his own.
I just wanted to mention that, while I was bored and looking through the thread called "What do you want", I found this in the first block of 20, posted by Bluebottle:
So, the election will be won by people who have connections with Unorganised crime, such as the assasination of Demon Drawer I am planning in an unorganised way...
Please give DD my regards when he comes back to consciousness.
*goes back to the cafe*
Oh, by the way, is this hospital permanently a part of the h2g2 scene now? Who runs it?
*leaves*
Who poisoned DD?
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 22, 2000
Redbeard invented the ICU I believe so I suppose it's up to him whether it continues to exist. DD was certainly pretty grateful for its creation.
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Who poisoned DD?
- 21: Peregrin (Jul 20, 2000)
- 22: Cute Red Haired Girl (Medium for the comatosed DD) (Jul 20, 2000)
- 23: J'au-æmne (Jul 20, 2000)
- 24: Cute Red Haired Girl (Medium for the comatosed DD) (Jul 20, 2000)
- 25: J'au-æmne (Jul 20, 2000)
- 26: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 20, 2000)
- 27: shrinkwrapped (Jul 20, 2000)
- 28: Cheezdanish, Slacker Princess (Jul 20, 2000)
- 29: Demon Drawer (Jul 20, 2000)
- 30: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 20, 2000)
- 31: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 21, 2000)
- 32: nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) (Jul 21, 2000)
- 33: nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) (Jul 21, 2000)
- 34: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 21, 2000)
- 35: Bluebottle (Jul 21, 2000)
- 36: Cute Red Haired Girl (Medium for the comatosed DD) (Jul 21, 2000)
- 37: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 21, 2000)
- 38: Demon Drawer (Jul 21, 2000)
- 39: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 22, 2000)
- 40: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 22, 2000)
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