h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Some music would be much appreciated.

"Black night is a ... long way from hooo-ooome"

*listens with interest and appreciation*

Excellent music!

*acknowledges crowd screaming for encore. strikes a provocative pose*

"T - t - t -talkin' 'bout My G - g - g - generation ...."

*stops screaming for encore*

*starts dancing*

*doesn't sing along, which is usually a good thing...*

*realizes that one of the cds currently in my player has that song on it*

*OUZ enters*

Hi everyone!!

I had no idea a pub had been built on the campsite!!

*Pulls up a chair*

*rushes over to present OUZ with a foaming tankard of home-brewed *
Best of all the hootoo pubs, OUZ!!
Official opening was the Birthday Bash: have sone
[ We STILL don't have one of these!!! 'Nuff hints, smileybuilders: let's have one NOW!!!]
*Charges about arranging stools, tables and umbrellas for the hoped-for visitors to this most EXCELLENT outdoors pub*

*wonders where are all the expected visitors*

*wipes tables*

*refills the , and containers*

Hi!!

I've asked Abi to promote the campsite for the summer season so hopefully we should get loads of people in soon!

Espharoth alights, prepares to start barbecue pit

hello is anyone there? Only I was hoping to hold my birthday party here tonight.Evangeline?
I guess it must be closed for the winter. I want my mum!

Well i'm still here. I own the campsite you see. Bit off season though. Would you like a drink???

Always happy to provide musical entertainment - can we make it a housewarming party as well?
Literally on the VERY DAY we escaped from a really disgusting & violent estate where we've been surrounded by thugs, vandals and assorted drugdealers & other low life for over two years, a 'phone call from a desperate-sounding Head who NEEEEEEEDS a language teacher, preferably yesterday .... not worth unpacking the cardboard boxes, looks like we're off to Sweden possibly even before Christmas!!

*Places a of his (in)famous Home Brew for consumption*

Hello everyone,

Happy Birthday Lady Lowena.

One birthday/housewarming party coming up, no problem. November seems really busy for birthdays. I have two other birthdays to remember just this week(ooops, three...almost forgot mine).

*begins preparing s*

Sweden! That's great news Bagheera.

*starts to set table*

Happy Birthday,Evangeline,but I'm not going to send the present in case its not the right day.The postman will find your not in and leave it outside.On a campsite that could be disasterous

Thank you. My birthday is actually Sunday. Didn't realize how close it was until I looked at the calendar yesterday. Things have been so hectic lately, I lost track of time.

Real life is so utterly unfair at the moment that i am pretending it's not there.I have never totally ignored letters from the bank before and its all rather exciting.

*currently hiding from Real Life as much as possible*
I totally understand the unfairness of Real Life. You take care of yourself. Don't let the unfairness get to you.

luckily despite bring older than i was yesterday i can still run pretty fast. My difficulty has always been keeping worries out of my head.For a year I have been saying 'i choose not to think that thought' several times a day.The upshot of that is i can't think at all now. H2 is great though.It allows me to believe that nothing is as it seems and I live in a perpetual state of foolish optimism!!!