h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was wondering when you were going to turn up...

Er... *whack* nice tentacle... *whack* ... put me down ... *whack* ... PLEASE... stop whacking me against the ceiling... *whack*

Awww.... let the poor tentacle be, Peregrin. Stop annoying it.

*stops waving Peregrin about and holds him upside down*

Squilch

*then wraps a tentacle round BB and pick him up as well*

*stands there laughing his head off, watching Peregrin's and BB's futile efforts to escape*
Good work, Tentacle....
*walks over, and starts emptying BB's and Peregrin's pockets, ignoring their muffled protests*

Hey! Give my sesterii back!

*wonders what bribe to offer Tentacle...*

I'd try a jar of honey or two....

Er... *ouch* anyone got a jar *ouch* of honey?

You know - it's me.
I *ALWAYS* have a jar of honey....
We need something to keep his tentacles occupied, and perhaps sticky...

*grabs a jar of honey from BB and offers it to Tentacle*

well, we'll see... I bet it makes it completely psychotic though.

Considering it is currently 99% psychotic - it's worth the risk.

*stern voice*
I think I'll have this, thank you....
*quickly consumes honey before Tentacle is tempted*
Oh God..... don't feel so good..... ughh....

That could be due to the fact that Tentacle is trying to squeeze the honey back out of you!

I knew this was going to be a bad idea.

*The Tentacle drags BB past some of Menza's finest beer...*
I don't know though, it's not so bad... [hic!]
*Grabs a few bottles & cans and starts drinking them*

*starts bashing BB and Peregrin together while wrapping a tentacle round PhilFogg*

SQUILCH

Somehow I get the feeling that the Tentacle wasn't one of the researchers who voted for us, eh, Peregrin?

I told you so....

This is a very bad experience... either that or it's a result of that whisky I drank earlier.

*Puts BB down and pats him on the head*

Oh, thanks Tentacle.
See, I knew you weren't a bad fellow really. Fancy a drink?