h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ducks behind PortaShield(TM)*

If anyone not already affiliated with a ministry would like a long, impressive-sounding but really totally meaningless title, then join mine - I'm thinking about setting up a recruitment thread on the Department's page. Ok, so the department currently consists of a couple of Portakabins but I want to put in some Ministerial work before building the building...

You mean sitting on your arse doing nothing surely.

Isn't that what he just said

I thought as much.

We try not to offend...besides, foreign researchers should understand 'backside' better than 'arse'.

Yes, but its not a quick to type.

You try typing 'Ministry of sitting...' as many times as I have to.

I'd have it set up on copy and paste.

Can't be arsed!

True to form.

Very true.

That's all nice and swell, but we still got a problem here.

A rather serious one, involving fangs and such.

We have a vampire too?

Dunno. Looks like a cross creature (hey... I like this).

Well it does look a little p****d off I'll admit.

It's not St. Andrew, is it?

St. Andrew?

He was a creature that ended up on a X.

*runs away*

Coward.