A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach

The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 421

Bluebottle

I don't know - people nowadays....


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 422

PhilFogg

Yep. I don't know, guess we'll have to take care of this one all by ourselves...


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 423

Menza

*walks back in with a great big bazooka type cannony thing*


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 424

The Fish

*Flops onto the beach...*

*looks around....*

*sighs...*

*Flops back into the Sea.... where things are calmer.... smiley - smiley *

smiley - fish


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 425

Bluebottle

Probably very wise smiley - winkeye


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 426

Menza

Right, where did the big scary monster go?


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 427

Bluebottle

Last time I saw him I thought he was eating you?


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 428

Menza

Nope, I'm still here.


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 429

PhilFogg

I´m not...


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 430

Menza

Is anyone else hearing strange disembodied voices. smiley - winkeye


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 431

The Fish

....Yes ....


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 432

PhilFogg

Disembodied....? What do you mean?
*looks down at his feet, or rather: empty space*
Err... I think I have a problem here....


*quiet pause spent in thoughtful meditation; finally nods to himself quietly as conclusion has been reached*



HHHEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 433

Menza

Does anyone have a bag of flour?


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 434

The Fish

No,

But I found this limp frogs body laying outside....!?!?!?
smiley - smiley
smiley - fish


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 435

Menza

That doesn't really have the "coat him in white stuff so we can see him" potential. smiley - winkeye


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 436

Bluebottle

We could coat him in frog's blood so we can see him....?


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 437

The Fish

Alternatively we could use this bag of self-raising...
smiley - fish


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 438

Menza

*wonders if that is wise, knowing the physics round here he'll end up flying round the room*


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 439

Bluebottle

We could use Elf-rising. That way only elves and fairies fly around the room....

(Only on h2g2 can someone get away with saying that)


The Beach - breaking into the F&F

Post 440

The Fish

*Throws elf-raising flour at Phil, and waits...*

smiley - fish


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