A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Peregrin Posted Sep 11, 2000
He's a researcher.
Oh my swimming pool seems to have disappeared. *burp*
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Menza Posted Sep 11, 2000
Care for another, just point at the barrel. 
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
PhilFogg Posted Sep 12, 2000
Ahmhmm....
All a big joke, of course.
*worried look over his shoulder; is there someone with a knife?*
I LOOOVE cockroaches!!!!
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Peregrin Posted Sep 12, 2000
*Peregrin scurries around the floor until he finds a bun with a label marked 'EAT ME'*
*nibble*
*Peregrin grows back to normal size*
That's better.
*Peregrin grows to about ten feet tall*
Whoops, overdid it a bit.
Now then, PhilFogg, where were we? 
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Peregrin Posted Sep 12, 2000
Oh well, I've got to go now. Read http://www.h2g2.com/A434053 to find out why. See you all in a couple of weeks!
*Peregrin takes a couple of random barrels to keep him company, and runs off to London*
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Menza Posted Sep 12, 2000
At least he took some of the good ones with him.
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
PhilFogg Posted Sep 14, 2000
*tucks gun away*
Hah!! Just ran off, didn't you.... Good for you!!
*knees start shaking*
I could really do with a drink now.....
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2000
Great! So, drink time for me too...
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Peregrin Posted Sep 15, 2000
*Peregrin pops in, using an internet cafe in Birmingham while he's waiting for his rail connection...*
I've finished off those barrels, can I take some more with me now?
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2000
No. 
Oh, why not. Here
*Passes a firkin or two..*
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Peregrin Posted Sep 15, 2000
*grabs them and stuffs them into his rucksack*
I don't suppose that you've got any dried milk have you? There's nothing like that left in north wales. I managed to get some bread in London to take up with me but failed on the dried milk count.
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2000
No - I'm afraid all the milk I've seen for sale around here is very wet. Apart from skimmed milk - but that's just unmilklike.
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Peregrin Posted Sep 15, 2000
Oh well. And me the milkman for the Aroma Cafe and all.
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2000
We could dig a tunnel into there if you'd like...?
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Menza Posted Sep 15, 2000
What is it with you and digging tunnels?
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2000
Well, people didn't seem to want to lie down, go for a swim, eat a barbecue or anything on this beach - they just dug a tunnel...
If tunnels are the in-thing, why beat it, but join in?
The Beach - breaking into the F&F
Bluebottle Posted Sep 17, 2000
Always, old friend.
I'm starting to get ready to organise a 2nd Annual H2G2 Bikini Competition. That calls for a lot of 
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