h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grabs a bottle at random in the dark and passes it to Bluebottle*

Here, taste this and tell me whether it's alcohol. If you turn into a slug and explode, then we're more likely to be in Crater Labs' basement.

It might be safer if we were though.

*raises head*
You hearing this?

Tastes like drumroll to me... What's drumroll doing in a bottle and not a barrel????

I don't know, an early test run perhaps.

"Drumroll 1999" Good year.

Ah good, he hasn't turned into something really weird.

Or, at least, anything weirder.

*takes a swig*

Mmmm, this was worth all the tunnelling and crawling through sewer pipes for.

Mind you, it's a bit pointless seeing as we could have just walked into the pub, is not as if we have to pay normally or anything.

Apparently that wasn't exciting enough.

I know, but it had to be done! Imagine, now you can include this tunnel in the Halflife game
It was a challenge, and so we can now enjoy the reward before Menza unleashes the mysterious thingy onto us.

I don't have to unleash it, it is quite capable of doing that itself.

Yes, but what is it?
Shall we all go further inside the F&F.
*Grabs hold of the Battering Sheep and makes the whole a little wider*

Are you sure thats a good idea, we don't want to knock the place down.

If the F&F could in any way be knocked down, I'm sure that the regulars would have found it by now. We're safe.
From the F&F, at least...

Am I really the only one who's hearing this strange, unusual, somewhat scary sound??
Hey what's this?
*picks something up*
Uhmm.... It might just be my wild imagination run amok, but does this look like a piece of vertebra?

Er... why didn't anyone mention the mysterious thingy before I joined this project?

*takes a bottle of cider, deciding that he'd rather face the mysterious thingy inebriated*

What do you mean "why didn't anyone mention this mysterious thingy"? It's been all Menza's been talking about.
Apparently, it's worse than Kitty, whereever Kitty is...

I think the point's been made before, but I don't think anyone can imagine anything worse than Kitty...
Whatever Kitty may be....
*takes bottle from Peregrin*
Come to think of it, you have a point though.

Well don't say I didn't warn you

*loud scraping sound heard from a near by room*

*attempts to drown himself in cider*

Well if you want to end it all, why don't you go and see what was making the noise?