h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*comes strolling from other end of beach, also barefoot, wearing a black bikini, upper part decorated with fresh red dahlias, lower part trimmed with flowing bright red flounces forming a skirt hula-hula style, hips swaying*

Your mouth seems to be watering, Tuc. If you ask nicely, Mina may fetch you an ice-cream from the Summer thread.

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*realises he is making a spectical of him self and wipes his mouth of the back of his hand then flicks the excess drool at bluebottle*

*Goes back to beach towel after helping tuc up and applies Factor 15 to her long shapely legs*

*Feels extremely slobbered*
Everyone's picking on me in this thread!

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*takes BB's hand*

Why don't you go swimming with me - and don't worry, sea elf bikinis are waterproof...

*pulls BB with her, approaching the sea*

...well, you do need a good rinse, you know...

Bluebottle don't worry it's trog drool is has great healing powers please feel fee to bottle it and sell it if you wish.


it also gives humans great sexual prowess

*Not sure whether to believe Tuc as, if Troll drool has healing powers, amongst others, why is he using crutches?*#
Of course I'll go for a swim with you, my friend. Afterall, only by swimming with a sea-elf can I ever begin to understand the beach here fully.

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*stops abruptly*

*bends over double and dips head into water*

*straightens*

Hey! My cousins say there's a flock of friendly dolphins approaching - lets get into the water - and hurry, before they get bored!

Do you need any help with that suntan lotion caerwynn?

*swims further and further away from beach* BB, are you coming? http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44375?thread=143852&post=1350987#p1350987

*Sultandude, unable to avert his gaze from the lovely Kristina, gropes around the picnic basket with his free hand (the other one is holding the binoculars)and finds a and a bottle of chilled . Yes the lurkers lot is a contented one.*

* MaW has gone to the Deep Sea *

Well, you could my back if you don't mind tuc.

*takes bottle of sun tan lotion and starts massarging it into caerwynn back in gentle circles*

* returns to the beach in one of Caerwynns amazing creations. The bikini is in an amazing blue green fabric which shimmers like a carebean sea on a clear warm day. It complements Light's fair skin and enhances her shapely figure and amazingly long legs. *

Hello again, I see some of the crew made it down here, what about the other pirates?

* gives BB a on the cheek *

See BB i told you trog drool gave you great sexual prowess, it's working already

So very true.
So, does this mean that you are entering the competition, Lighthousegirl?

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That is very soothing tuc! But I think you have rubbed in most of the bottle!

How's the leg by the way?

It makes my back ache all this limping