h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Mackenzie returns, wearing a green bikini that seems to shimmer independently of any lighting source. She also has a faint but unmistakable magical aura.]

[Mackenzie] Great! How do I look?

[Zero] Striking.

[Mackenzie] So, I'd like to join the bikini competition ...

[YK] Hold on! I haven't made a sprite of you in a bikini!

[Mackenzie strikes YK.]

[Zero] [to YK] I warned you.

[Picture of Mackenzie in normal clothes: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A624034#back5 and click the link]

* MaW holds up a bikini top *

DD, is this yours?

* his own bikini turns purple as he adjusts the invisible muscle-enhancing top. His biceps become apparently slightly larger (even though they're not really, but the illusion is very good) *

*reaches for a can of diet 7up*

[YK sits down.]

[Zero] So, when do we get to leave?

[YK] Apparently, after the bikini competition is over.

You can go whenever you want, YK. Look, there's a Door of Desire over there, it will take you to wherever you most desire to be.

* the Door of Desire is simply a normal door, rather like the front door of a house, standing unsupported in the middle of the beach *

Just go up to it, knock, open and walk through.

[Zero] Actually, we've been just teleporting randomly through the fora, and it needs to be all three of us.

You could try walking to other fora - that's what I do....

<BB<

*sashays along the beach to the ice cream stand*

I would like a pistachio and raspberry ripple double cone please.

Then why not all go through the Door together?

[YK] Because it's vitally important to the plot that we use Zero's cross-forum portals.

I hope it's not a plot to overthrow the government.

[YK] I meant "plot" as in "story", you strange person.

Yes, I knew that...

*delicately licks her pistachio scoop of ice cream*

[YK] .....

[Zero] So, MaW, do you always say things like that?

[YK] .....

[Zero] So, MaW, do you always say things like that?

saunters past in her ecological bikini and wonders why people are repeating themselves.....sees icecream stall and quickens her pace.

You should have worked that out already. We've been in enough threads together. I just can't resist twisting the meaning of what people say sometimes, although I don't generally do it in a nasty, vindictive manner.

*finishes the pistachio scoop and starts on the raspberry ripple*

[Zero] What?? I've only been with you in ONE other forum!

[YK] Er, MaW, although my characters are all controlled by me, they each have their own personal sets of knowledge, and Zero --

[Zero] I just told him.

[YK] ...Right.