h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's that?

*just as an bikini babes are lining up, the distant sound of motorcycle engines can be heard. they steadily grow louder, as does the cloud of dust kicked up by them...soon, a squadron of dogs on hogs passes through, disturbing stylists and photographers and pitching over stalls and tents, sending the oglers and hangers-on sprawling. within seconds they have gone, leaving nothing but the smell of benzine, tracks in the sand and little flyers saying 'ACF forever'*

*Sultandude wipes the sand from his eyes and binoculars and scans the horizon to see if he can catch a glimpse of any passing battle groups.*

THINKS- Wonder what's going on really, are the USA being suckered here? Who would gain the most from that?-

*the sounds of another Harley are heard in the distance* bub...bub...bubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubbaBUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBA BUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBAbubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubba...bub...bub *a large red shaggy leather clad Dog waves at the babes* *observers note that this dog is in pursuit of 3 other motorcycles ... he is following a trail of body parts and madly twirling an obviously fake mustache. Picked out in studs on the back of his jacket are the words http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F51888?thread=140805&post=1329217#p1329217*

* MaW shrugs *

* his bikini goes banana yellow *

I suppose I'd better call some penguins to rake the tyre tracks out of the sand now...

* some penguins appear and begin raking the sand *

I thought that the war had ended....
What's the world coming to?
...You can never hold a bikini competition in peace anymore.

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Evidently not.

* the penguins finish raking and vanish, after picking up some litter. MaW's bikini fades gradually to yellow with large blue polka dots *

So, who is still here?

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*DD shakes the dust from his Black Lycra Bikini*

I'm still here.

*cough*

Is there still a turf war going on here BB, or should we send in the special forces.

*aside*I'm sure the JCBs are still hiding around here somewhere.

* wonders if it is safe to admit that she is still here *

I sure hope it is...
...You see what I have to put up with, just trying to organise some pointless friendly fun?
Ah, well.....

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I know - so unappreciated

*hopefull*
Does that mean that I can persuade you to enter?

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* thinks about it and the fact that Caerwynn has made her a wonderful new Bikini which actually makes her look good. Its a wonderful blue green colour that shimmers like a Caribean Sea *

Well, I will think about it

I'll let you think about it - afterall, it's not voting time yet.

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When will it be voting time, hmm?

When it's time to vote of course!

I couldn't have said it better.
Technically, we haven't even progressed to entering time, mainly because I was hoping to have some graphics approeed for tghis competition before it got started, but, alas, Amy has been ill. So I'm not sure whether to wait for her to recover and complete the graphics, or start now without them....

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*wanders by in her tiger print bikini looking for Light*

Does this mean you're entering the competition?

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