A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach

The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 81

MaW

What's that?


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 82

Uncle Heavy [sic]

*just as an bikini babes are lining up, the distant sound of motorcycle engines can be heard. they steadily grow louder, as does the cloud of dust kicked up by them...soon, a squadron of dogs on hogs passes through, disturbing stylists and photographers and pitching over stalls and tents, sending the oglers and hangers-on sprawling. within seconds they have gone, leaving nothing but the smell of benzine, tracks in the sand and little flyers saying 'ACF forever'*


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 83

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

*Sultandude wipes the sand from his eyes and binoculars and scans the horizon to see if he can catch a glimpse of any passing battle groups.* smiley - cool

THINKS- Wonder what's going on really, are the USA being suckered here? Who would gain the most from that?-


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Post 84

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

*the sounds of another Harley are heard in the distance* bub...bub...bubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubbaBUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBA BUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBAbubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubba...bub...bub *a large red shaggy leather clad Dog waves at the babes* *observers note that this dog is in pursuit of 3 other motorcycles ... he is following a trail of body parts and madly twirling an obviously fake mustache. Picked out in studs on the back of his jacket are the words http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F51888?thread=140805&post=1329217#p1329217*


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 85

MaW

* MaW shrugs *

* his bikini goes banana yellow *

I suppose I'd better call some penguins to rake the tyre tracks out of the sand now...

* some penguins appear and begin raking the sand *


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Post 86

Bluebottle

I thought that the war had ended....
What's the world coming to?smiley - earth
...You can never hold a bikini competition in peace anymore.

<BB<


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Post 87

MaW

Evidently not.

* the penguins finish raking and vanish, after picking up some litter. MaW's bikini fades gradually to yellow with large blue polka dots *

smiley - mars


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Post 88

Bluebottle

So, who is still here?

<BB<


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Post 89

Demon Drawer

*DD shakes the dust from his Black Lycra Bikini*

I'm still here.

*cough*

Is there still a turf war going on here BB, or should we send in the special forces.

*aside*I'm sure the JCBs are still hiding around here somewhere.


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 90

Lighthousegirl - back on board

* wonders if it is safe to admit that she is still here *


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 91

Bluebottle

I sure hope it is...
...You see what I have to put up with, just trying to organise some pointless friendly fun?
Ah, well.....

<BB<


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Post 92

Lighthousegirl - back on board

smiley - hug I know - so unappreciated smiley - hug


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Post 93

Bluebottle

*hopefull*
smiley - grovelDoes that mean that I can persuade you to enter?

<BB<


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Post 94

Lighthousegirl - back on board

* thinks about it and the fact that Caerwynn has made her a wonderful new Bikini which actually makes her look good. Its a wonderful blue green colour that shimmers like a Caribean Sea *

Well, I will think about it


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052

Post 95

Bluebottle

I'll let you think about it - afterall, it's not voting time yet.

<BB<


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052

Post 96

MaW

When will it be voting time, hmm?


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052

Post 97

I'm not really here

When it's time to vote of course!


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052

Post 98

Bluebottle

I couldn't have said it better. smiley - smiley
Technically, we haven't even progressed to entering time, mainly because I was hoping to have some graphics approeed for tghis competition before it got started, but, alas, Amy has been ill.smiley - blue So I'm not sure whether to wait for her to recover and complete the graphics, or start now without them....

<BB<


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Post 99

Researcher 179388

*wanders by in her tiger print bikini looking for Light*


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Post 100

Bluebottle

Does this mean you're entering the competition?

<BB<


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