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The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 41

MaW

I don't care.


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 42

Go-Go Girl

~strolls in wearing gold lame bikini, intent on improving suntan.~

Hi everyone!

~Glances at Mina, glances at Lighthousegirl, glances at self and rushes off to Gym~ smiley - run


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 43

I'm not really here

I don't care that you don't care. I've made you this nice one out of denim, with green sequins on it. Will you try it on? I'm sure it'll look very fetching!

Where did Go Go Girl Go? The gym? What's that then?


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Post 44

Go-Go Girl

~jogs into view, wearing sports kit and trainers, heavily panting~

Hi Mina

The following definition will not be found in any dictionary, but I feel is the most apt for me...

Gym:- A place designed to make my body fit into a bikini.

~continues jogging a few feet, before collapsing into a quivering heap~

GGG smiley - smiley


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Post 45

I'm not really here

Don't go too mad and damage yourself. You'll look very fetching as you are. smiley - smiley
To be honest, I'm against this sort of thing really, judging by looks alone, but it shows up all the old letchers on h2g2, so thought I'd join in. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 46

Go-Go Girl

Precisely why I'm doing it too. smiley - winkeye

And I may look fetching now, but an ever-so-slighly perkier and toned bottom in the teensy, eensy excuse for a thong that I intend to wear will be devastating! smiley - smiley

~Starts doing sit-ups~


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 47

I'm not really here

Good idea.
*starts doing sit ups as well*



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Post 48

Go-Go Girl

I forgot to add, that one glance at you in your rubber bikini made me realise how serious the competition is going to be...smiley - smiley

~throws in a few ab crunchers~ smiley - winkeye


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 49

I'm not really here

hmm, well, I'm making more of an effort this year in case last year's winner comes back.


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Post 50

Bluebottle

She hasn't been seen so far...
*Sees everyone doing sit-ups, and so decides to sit down and watch.*
That's right, Go-Go Gym Girl. You can do it, Mina.

<BB<


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Post 51

MaW

* does Tai Chi *

I've been designing my bikini. It will be absolutely devestating, I assure you smiley - winkeye


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Post 52

I'm not really here

*prepares to be devastated*

*gives up doing situps and starts doing stetching exercises*


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Post 53

Lighthousegirl - back on board

* feels exhausted just watching all this exercise *


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 54

MaW

* commences the Beijing 24 for the tenth time this evening *

Oh yes, it's going to be absolutely devestating...


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Post 55

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

*Sultandude still lurking in the distance with his binoculars, pulls out a smiley - hotdog and smiley - bubbly from his picnic basket whilst he oogles the exercises.*smiley - cool


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Post 56

MaW

* throws his towel at Sultandude, neatly covering the binoculars *

There'll be plenty of time for that when the contest has begun!

* wanders off to find a tailor to work up his bikini *


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Post 57

Bluebottle

*Wonders off for a tinker*

<BB<


The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach!

Post 58

MaW

* wanders back *

Right, that's the bikini ordered!

* cackles *

This is going to be embarrassing, I can tell.


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Post 59

Lighthousegirl - back on board

* wonders if she should get a bikini and enter anyway *

* wonders what style and colour she should go for *

* decides it would have to include purple *


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Post 60

Bluebottle

Go on, enter. It'll be fun. smiley - ok
Then we can all start singing:
smiley - musicalnote"She wore an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, purple polka dot bikini"smiley - musicalnote

<BB<


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