h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*has a sudden thought*

ah ha!!

*magic-dampeners dissapear*

ARMY controls the field - we can control them!!

*cast fireball*

whose first

EXCELLENT!!

*Casts Ultima*

*Dooran flys in with a Nuke... (everyone watch out) prepares to drop nuke on command* *as well as prepares himself some while flying*

!!

*brings out a table with a white cloth and stands it in the middle, gets 12 leather swivel chairs, gets ten high price lawyers......smiles*

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON MMMHHHHHWWWHHHHAHHHAHHHHAWWWAAHHHHHAAWAWAWWAAHHHAWWWAAAHJHHHAHHHAHHHAAWAWWAWWAAHHHAHHHAHAWWAWWAWAAHHHHHHAHAAWWAWWAWAAHHAHHHHAHAAWAWWAWA *breathes*
NNMMMMMMMMMMMMWMWMWWWHWHHWHHHAHHAHHAHHAHWMMMWMWWHHHAHAHHHHAHHH!!!!!!

They are impermeable to all known weapons, cause the more you kill the more there are, and their special ability, "RED TAPE", Will caonfuse and confuddle you.

*And they also have the unknown ability, even to me, to extend the page.

Apologies to all annoyed people.....i.e. everyone*

*sues lawyers for breach of the 1912 stupidness act, which states that no-high ranking member of the clique may force OR bribe 10 lawyers to come and beat up the enemys case study, and filed in section A- gamma/ slash/ piglet of the constitution of Black Leopardism, clause C which also states that no army may beat ARMY or Black Leopard, or Researcher 1464257 who are both protected under Part IVXIIIMLKSJS - something of my order. The lawyers are found guilty of wasting the valuable time of people's lifes and therefore get life taken away from them, They are filed away in a matchbox which is then burnt, the ashes scattered over the dead moon of sivvorblustritch, the planet in question being blown up.




Practical upshot: The Lawyers Dissappear. Black Leopard publishing co. takes no responsibility for shoddy workmanship in the making of this document*

*one shrill feminist lawyer remains*

In the case of PRAGM aA CUM LAWDA BO FIFICXA LEARDA IDOCIA, the person in question, ie one Black Leopard, has no civil,or constitutional right over the Clique or any of it protectorates,ie home planets,all withstand a direct court actions which will last 21133 years.No clause sub clause or any other form of legal document is binding in the Clique as all law comes directly from a rulin of one Captain Nuge.

We have a right to be here. Exibit A: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F59940?thread=620505&post=6847264#p6847264 We were invited by Captain Nuge, so we are perfectly entitled to be here and blow you all to pieces . Because there is no point in trying to get rid of us this way, I deduct �50,000,000 from the feminist lawyer and her life *Lawyer dissappears* And now back to the music.....

*pellets multi-coloured water balloons at the enemy*
Take that! And that, and that...

Hmm,

I said they were shielded. Remember who owns the Clique. *-SHIELDED- dampeners have been there the whole time* No magic. REPEATING: No magic. Magical fields are gone. Thank you for your co-operation.

And sorry, leRue. Its good for business when we win against these twerps.

Im not a twerp...

*throws potatoes at Nuge*

*Throws sharp, bladey thing at Nuge*

*finds Will has been caught in cross-fire*

excuse me.. yoohoooo.. medic! </>

who's Will. *smashes Nuges face in*

*Nuge's face regrows* You said "fire at Will!!!", you got him. *kicks BL in the 'tender area'*

re-grows!!?? re-grows??!! And you say i don't play fair

*slashes nuge with claws*