h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In here, you begin to feel like a small child in the headmaster's office. Everything, from the pictures on the walls to the lighting is intimidating. There are 3 desks, each with a golden nameplate. The one to the right says "McGaxs", the one on the desk to your left proclaims "Hematitedude" and, straight ahead, in large letters, the goden letters reveal the name "Captain Nuge". A few personal items are scattered on the desks, but they are mainly bare. A small swivel chair akin to those in offices sits beneath a huge spotlight, giving you the feel of a criminal, regardless of you innocence. This is a place of terror. You can see "Manager's Office" painted backwards on the glass pane of the window. You get a sudden urge to leave, but if you have to be here, you want it to be over fast.

*gulps and shuffles feet outside the door before summoning the courage to knock on the door*

Come in! Well actully do be afraid VERY afraid>

Um hello, I'm your new doctor. I have degrees in psychology, plastic surgery, general medical practice and have held numerous positions. I thought that I had better introduce myself and receive any instructions.

Well then Have a seat.Your new job is to make sure everyone is heathly!

Leave this to me, McGaxs. Welcome to the Clique, Kat. Your CV seems to be in order. What do you hope to do in the Clique? Take a seat, can't have you standing about too long, the lights a bit bright, sorry. So, your aims?

My aims are to keep everyone in the clique healthy in order that they may move forwards in bringing the rest of the world round to the knowledge and importance of the clique. For me, the importance of good health goes hand in hand with the ability to spread the word.
If I get the job, then I would hope to begin by giving everyone a medical examination and following it up with regular checks. I can also offer councelling for those who need it, and should we participate in any conflict I can also make sure that our troops are fit for duty at all times.

Where the hell are you man your not in the clques previuos H.Q

Yes indeed. just do what nuge tells you and we'll get on just fine> oh by the way could you check on my dog in my floor it has been feeling bad..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Nah i'm just kidding you if you did check on my dog in would be vertual and if you came near it, he would bite you head of. Such is the way of my floorSo.........you'll probally need to come round a lot.

The City of Warwickshire people aren't happy that you randomly set up within them...so I'd withdraw gracefully and just reside here....

McGaxs, GET OUT! Kat, We set up there only temporarily. McGaxs no longer HAS a floor as he hasn't set one up, so totally ignore him. Right. You have the job, feel free to set up a sickbay on any floor. McGaxs, get out of my office while I'm working. Set up a floor and leave subscriptions to me. Kat. you have the freedom of the Clique HQ. Spread the word. Go and tend to the sick and wounded. *goes back to working* Oh, and you're on the researchers list.

Oh sorry forgotDon't be mad, well do if you want it makes no diff. By the way corie implayed me about an hour ago. i need to get to the medical office!

(McGaxs appers in front of Captain Nuge)Hello captain. I wish to discuss the installation of transport devices in every part of the H.Q. It's BIG!.

Hmm... I have an idea. I'll set up a meeting room and a research and Development Lab. You can begin the installation immediatly. Make it so.

So what do we do here

In the Manager's office? We talk to the Managers, me, Hematitedude, and McGaxs.
Have you a reason to be here?

Just wondered what you wanted me to do while I'm waiting for someone to interrogate

If you want to take on an extra job, feel free. If not, you could set up quarters, an interrogation room and sit down and answer me this. Why is it that you constantly ask to get out? If you want out, say so now, and you can go away. This is my first try at anything like this, and you do nothing but annoy me about it. I set this up as something I could do and have other people enjoying it. What is so wrong with it? And why is it that Black Leopard signed up, and is still able to use this thread? *Throws up hands in desperation* What am I doing wrong?

Ok

1) From what I can see all you've done is throw your weight around in a I'm-the-boss-do-as-say way.

2) The only way Black Leopard can stop posting is if he unsubscribes, He'll keep recieving posts until he does

3) This Game, Club, Whatever has no designation really, I mean what do you want to achieve, you've never really said

4) Yes this is the first time you set up and run a game, you could have spent a bit of time in another game to see how it's done, Stargate Command is the first one I've ever done but I spent a year in the Jedi Academy and 8 months in the Magician's Guild before I did venture out on my own, the people you get in here are going to be veteran RPG players and may not like the way things are done here

5) I never really wanted to join but you nagged so much I thought I'd see what it was like and to be honest I don't really like what I see, it seems to me to be a mess, you, McGax and Hematitedude seem to take great delight in annoying the hell out of each other and anyone coming in is going to think it's a waste of time

but you wanted know and you got the truth

Okay. Goodbye.