h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*scratches his head*

I'm not a demo man, I'm a sniper.

*pats his WA2000*

Musta been Pete. He's on your team, isn't he?

*They reach a huge room, so large that the light can't penetrate to the other side.*

OK. We're in trouble.

Nah, Pete is SG3.

*walks into the space*

Ooookkkaaayy.
*turns of his flash light*

*puts on the night vision scope on his rifle*

Dont turn on any bright lights for a minute or i'll lose the use of my retinas.

*slowely scans in front of them*

How much did they take?

*Scandrea whispers, careful not to cause a cave-in. All around them they can hear the creaking and groaning of stress being relieved within the rock.*

right ok jack i assume the Dedalus has got an asgard teleport like the prometheus? we can just get them out on that. get them patched up best you can and get them beamed staight to the med lab on board.

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[Hermoid] The transport is ready, where do you wish to be transported to?

if you transport the more sreiously injerd to the med lab and send the rest to one of the empty hangers, we can use it as a holdng area, and put them though triege. I'm gonna head back into the mine.

[Hermoid] Afirmative

*A beam flashes and all the prisoners disappear*

Right *radios Scan <>*

//You guys want us to come join you or to wait for you up on the ship? No broken legs now I have enough//

/\/Send Pete back to the mine. We've got a little work to finish, and we'll be there.*

How much did they take?

Rough estimate... a hell of a lot.

Cant see anylife down here though.

It looks like we came in an air shaft.

*Shines a light down a larger tunnel.*

/\/Pete, we're going to look at the main camp. We've left flares every 20 ft down the tunnel to mark our path, so follow us carefully. I want this whole mine caved in by the time we're gone./\/

*Walks down the larger tunnel to F1949944?thread=950193&latest=1 *

*heads into tunnel*

oh nasty. this place is looks like it will fall down at its ow accord is someone coughs loudly.

*places C4 remote demo charges at mine entrance and contines down mine following flares placing more charges at stress points.*

*emerges at F1949944?thread=950193&latest=1*

//I'll head back to the ship then since no-one wants me. Happy camping. Beam me up scotty//

*A beam flashes and he dissapears*

*trensfer beam flashes and scan, pete and teh antelope arrive on teh surface*

/\/ Deadulus; how far to this herd you spotted?/\/

[Caldwell] Two clicks North Northwest from your current location

Great- let's put him back before Morrigan shows up again.

*Starts walking in the direction of the antelope herd, but it appears that she's having second thoughts.*