h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't leave it too late Bubba I need you back at home

*Steps through the Gate*

*as more and more jaffa begin to reach the proximal border of the gates clearing the covering soldiers fall back and through the portal. Then once everyone is clear fretts, under a hail of staff blasts, scrambles and dives through*

*unhindered the jaffa secure the gate. Carcalla surveys the area for any bodies or equipment and seethes as he finds nothing*

C: I want ten of you to stay at the gate and this time secure it! There are to be no futher interuptions.

*he leads the rest of the jaffa back to the camp*

*The Daedalus pops out of hyperspace into orbit around the moon.*

[Novak] We've achieved geosynchronous orbit around the moon, sir.

[Caldwell] Understood. Cloak and start scanning. Send down a UAV. Let's find out exactly what we're dealing with.

*The team is beamed down onto the surface.*

<*offers a *

I feel it clears up most confusion!>

*takes a few bouncy steps*

thats cool! low gravity. can i go back and get my golf clubs? or a frizzbee?

Why yes ofcourse you can, feel free

*rolls his eyes*

*mutter* why didnt we leave him behind *mutter*

ok good prehaps you would like to Caddy?

confused me too, I just picked up the thread of this conversation, on BBC Getwriting and it has been shut-down since 24th March '05.

Gentlemen, can we please focus? There's a crowd of refugees on this planet that we have to make contact with!

*points at pete* he started it

*Strolls over to scan* but, I shall rise above this. Please, lead the way

(side) tell tell..

sorry, just excited. lets get going.

*moves off to follow others*

*Pats the antelope and takes point, looking for survivors.*

All right saddle up.

*unslings his WA2000*

*The antelope looks slightly unnerved to be back, and sniffs at the ground cautiously, keeping in the middle of the group*