h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

On the planet Tem a Go'ald system lord stares intently at his first prime. The room is capacius and heavily adorned with exotic fabrics and gold. The Gou'ald himself is tanned and slender, bedecked with a small crown and light black robe hanging loosly from one shoulder. Despite his seemingly youthfull body the lords eyes are charcoal grey and now focused unwaveringly on Ses his first...

Ses: Lord Atum, great he-she, has my news displeased you?

*Atum relaxes back into his chair*

Atum: No Ses you have done well. If, as you say, this planet shows much potential then I want you personaly to lead a battalion of jaffa. Find the minerals your apothacaries need to make my weapon.

*Ses rises to his feet*

Ses: Lord my life is yours.

*Atum smiles*

Atum: Then please, do not displease me.

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< ok >

*Ses backs out of the system lords great hall. Never turning his back to his master until safely in the antechamber. As he's walked over it many times, Ses fails to notice the massive ceramic mosaic, highly ornate, depicting a huge winged serpent*

*Atum arises. All in his great chamber fall silent. Their lord walks down from his seat and through a draped passageway to the side of his throne. He walks into the room and alongside his sarcophagus, running his slender fingers along it's edge.

The Tauri. For centuries we ruled the galaxy as gods, and now one by one they are destroying us. The Tauri and their allies. Even our jaffa have betrayed and deserted us.

No more will they mock.

The time of the system lords has passed. The old ways are no more. Now there shall be one ruler. And all will bow down before me*

They shall no their place!

*Atum throws the lid of his sarcophogas across the room, his eyes sear with hatred*

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<, I've made it Ba'al but I'm sure Zipacna can make an appearence>