h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought we all lived in the Slave Quarters and I'd have a bed there?

*Smiles*

As I don't know my way around, would you show me the palace

*Quickly*

So I can carry out my duties quickly and efficiantly of course

*Gees looks around and giggles*

Wring your cloth out in the bucket so that the water gets discoloured. Like this.

*Gees dips her cloth into the bucket then wrings it out immeadiatly turning the water a dark crimson*

*The colonel/Angelique wrings out the cloth and grimaces*

So how big is the Palace, what is Atum like

*Whispers*

I've heard that some System Lords expect MORE than cleaning from their slaves, my friend works for Ba'al and.......well she has to attend to his bed chamber too, if you know what I mean

*looks shocked*

She served as a concubine to a god! Lord Atum has no consorts, at least none we ever hear about. They say he doesn't need any, that he has..

*looks down blushing*

...well...both types of....

*she lets the sentance trail off*

But they say the palace is the biggest thing on the planet. I've lived here all my life. There isn't anywhere I haven't been. Sometimes I've even been to places I shouldn't have!

*Gees cheast puffs at the last statement*

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*Gets into Girly Gossip Mode*

Lord Atum is...

*Whispers*

A shemale, well that explains a few things, so come on where in the palace have you been, and what have you seen? come on I won't tell

You won't believe. Come and I'll show you.

*Gees gets up and walks towards the doors. Two jaffa immeadiatly and purposely walk over to intercept her. As they near her she holds up the blood stained water bucket. Both staep aside and she turns to the colonel*

Come we need to get fresh water.

*Follows, fluttering her eyelashes at the Jaffa*

*the jaffa looks the colonel up and down as she walks past*

*Wiggles and bats her eyes again*

I can never get enough of doing that

*Gees smiles and shakes her head. Then once out of earshot*

What shall we go and see, where do you want to 'explore' first?

How about the most secret room in the Palace, Atum's Chambers

*Gees giggles and put her hand to her face*

We could never get in through the main chamber. But there is a secret passage.

*Gees stops and pauses looking slightly worried*

I've only ever went down it once, it leads down through a wall in Lord Atums own chambers. If we were caught...

Gees, we've got a bucket and cloths, if we get caught we're cleaning the room

*Gees half smiles*

We shouldn't be caught. Lord Atum would be most dipleased. Follow me.

*Gees walks down a wretched corridor with latrines on either side. The stench is quite offensive and hangs oppressivly in the air. At the end of the corridor the two are faced with another bank of latrines*

I used to have to clean these.

*Gees jumps over the latrines and passes clean through the wall behind them...*

*Follows*

*Whispers*

Where are we going?

*The Colonel enters and looks around*

Ok seeing as it's quiet I'll make my way to the communication room

*Leaves*

*Yacef and Carcalla are led through the now empty throne room. Their jaffa gaurd wait as they are escorted into Atums chambers*