h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A comotion is heard outside the door, the sound of Staff weapons, shouting and Zats can be heard getting louder*

~~~YES! They're here! The calvary has come!~~~

{{{And you will destroy them with your own hands}}}

~~~You haven't got control over me entirely yet. Who are you anyway?~~~

{{{*Seems to think a moment as a few memories flash over Scandrea's mind.* I am Junit}}}

~~~You mean the Earth Goddess, right? See? You're not completely in control yet!~~~

{{{But I will be}}}

*The parchment in Reefgirls pocket given to her by Nefertem grows tangibly warmer in warning of time passing*

{{{You mean nothing}}}

~~~Not to you maybe, but my friends will see to that.~~~

{{{You are weak- I see what you hide from everyone. I see all.}}}

*Scandrea/Junit reaches up and flicks the contact lens out of her newly-healed eye.*

~~~Thank you, not that I actually like you or anything.~~~

*Junit finally gets control over Scandrea's body.*

My lord Atum, I have you to thank for the lovely host body.

~~~~~~

{{{SILENCE!}}}

*From outside the sounds of a door being kicked can be hears*

Scan!!! Scandrea!!!

I'm glad it pleases you. Now use it to quell this disturbance.

*Atum gets up from the table, and flanked by two jaffa, walks past his throne to the chambers*

*the other assembled guest start to look uneasy at the noise coming from outside. The musicians stop, and slaves are unsure whether to keep serving. Many start to look toward the major, or rather what was the majors body...*

OPEN THIS SODDING DOOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok which one of you guys is carrying the explosives........good, set it up, when it goes shoot to kill, avoiding Scandrea of course she'll be pi$$ed if you shoot her

*Junit smiles and starts walking toward the door.*

Open it, and stun whatever comes through. I wish to entertain them later.

~~~No. No. Nein, nyet, non, nunca, no. I'll be dammed if I let you do this.~~`

*There is an explosion*

*The doors swing open easily, revealing what appears to be Scandrea with a confused look on her face. The jaffa are hidden behind curtains surrounding the entryway to the room. Using Scandrea's voice, Junit speaks.*

Colonel? Is that you?

*Whispers*

Careful, she may not be "our" Scandrea, I'll go first

*Enters*

Hi there

{{{Just a few more steps, and we will have them all }}}

Colonel- thank God you're here! He- he...

~~~OH no you DON'T!~~~

*Scandrea gets a rare moment of control.*

RUN!

{{{They will pay for your insolence!}}}

*The jaffa erupt from behind the curtains and fire zats at the assembled Tau'ri.*