h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the jaffa barracks form almost a quarter of Atums palace. They are situated on the eastern wing of the building*

*Carcalla assembles twenty of his most trusted and able jaffa in a private alcove far from the main hub and martial excercise areas*

C: You are all gathered here because you are the loyalest, the bravests of Atums jaffa. Many, perhaps all of you, know of the giant space weapon being completed on the landing platform.

*the jaffa collectivly murmour and some nod their heads*

C: Good. All of you shall be assigned to a special purpose on board the ship. As jaffa I trust every one of you with my life, and I know not a breath of what I an about to tell you shall be repeated to any other. Firstly the space weapon must not be allowed to complete its mission...

*carcalla breifs the jaffa*

*the breifing lasts around ten minutes*

C:...now that you all know your roles assemble at the craft. Remember your god sees all.

*the jaffa and carcalla disperse*

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