h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Happy moves as far away from the forcefield controls as possable.

*indi gets off the couch....*
hey!!...that was a really good movie.....
*indi puts Indiana Jones back in.*

Zeb: Ahem...I BELIEVE the Harrison Ford movie we were watching was, in fact, "The Fugitive". Indi, we'll watch Indiana Jones when it's over, BUT NOT BEFORE!



Zeb: ...ahhh. And now back to the violence...

Will SOMEONE PLEASE torture the initiate???

*no reply*

Ah, crap. Oh welll...hmmmm...

*Corrupt suddenly gets an evil idea*

Oh, NYC...

NYC: WHAT?

*Corrupt gives NYC a kiss*

NYC: ohhhh. that.

*Corrupt and NYC teleport off to who-knows-where to get some peace and quiet. no one else has yet noticed any of this as they're too busy watching their stupid-arse movie.*

Munches more Popcorn

'MMmmmm!!! MMMmmphhh!!! MMM-MMM-mmmphmph!!! MMMMMM!!!'
*The noise stops. Twinkly effects appear. Harps twang. The People's Champion appears on the big couch between happydude and emar. He takes a bighandful of popcorn and steals the remote control. He presses the mute button, before destroying the remote with his claw.*

I am not a happy bunny. How about some hospitality here? I was paying a social call on Sea. (She's a witch you know. An actual, real life witch. Yes.) I try to enter *my* hero forum and I'm attacked. I come here and I'm imprissoned. Is there nowhere for a hero to 'hang'?

Happy emptys his popcorn ove Uncle Heavy and runs away

Toffee-flavoured or butterkist?

Sultandude appears from behind the couch with a knapsack full of autographed copies of his book "THE BOOK OF TRICKY SITUATIONS", tries to flog a few, fails, grabs some popcorn and transports back to the Hieneken tent.

Salted

[sea] wait, wait, wait. social call on me? and how do you know about me being a witch? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?????

[sea] aaaaaaah, i see. backlog + NYC's explanation = sea understands.

#1. yes, i am a witch, heavy. is that a big deal? i don't think it is.
#2. social call? whatever. i don't think i want to know.
#3. did anyone other than me notice that THERE IS A SUPERHERO IN OUR INITIATION FORUM AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT????????????

*evillene laughs at sea, then remembers what sea told happy and starts choking sea again*

I gave him popcorn flavoured wiht Rat Poisen'

[sea] *choke* good.... *choke choke*

*evillene tightens her grip*

Happy munches regular popcorn

*Corrupt teleports back briefly, socks Happy Dude and Uncle Heavy, throws them into the wall (kinda like what she used to do to NYC...never mind) and teleports back to wherever she and NYC are spending their time*

Zeb: Why do we need to do anything about the superhero right now? Eventually we'll all start fighting like we always do, and Uncle Heavy is bound to get caught in the crossfire. Besides, we're already taking care of him pretty well on his OWN initiation forum.

Emar: Wait a minute...How can we be here watching a movie, and also battling it out on the CHOPPERS page at the same time?

Zeb(under breath):...(shut up, Emar!)...

*sea grins despite the choking*

[sea] *gasp* isn't... *choke* technology... fun? *choke*

*evillene tightens her grip again*

*sea's face turns purple*

*evillene grips even harder*

*sea gathers up all the strength she can muster and gives evillene a vicious uppetcut. evillene goes flying across the room*

[sea] *gasp* don't *gasp* do *pant* that again....

*sea drags herself over to the couch and shoves some villans over, then sits down and waits for her face to return to its natural color*

*Wanders in looking confused.... Sees theres pop-corn.... sits down and takes a handful..* What we watching? *everyone turns and stares... Dream begins feeling like somethings very very wrong....*

If I can find the remote 'Dukes of Hazard

[Happy starts looking for the remote]