h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] oh, yeah. she loves you... don't be discouraged. she just likes to play hard to get...

*sea is suddenly knocked off the couch by an invisible force. sea starts making choking noises as evillene strangles her*

Cool !
I don't know why but I suddenley seem to be worrying about everything ?

Zeb(oblivious to sea's strangling): SSSSHHHHHHH!! He's jumping off the dam...

Happy, I wouldn't go after Evillene if I were you...Kudos still has "feelings" for her, if I'm not mistaken, and he'll be REALLY violent after getting his membership back. If and when, that is.

Oh, and Happy, you **are** on Kudos's hit list, by the way....

Is that Good ?

Zeb: Think about it Happy. "Hit list". I think that being on the hit list of a psychotic alien with a ray gun would deffinitely fall in the "Bad Things" category. Bad for you, anyway...

I don't know, sounds kinda fun.... but then agian?

Don't worry about Kudos. Kudos just seems to have a basic psychological need to conquer things, and STUMPED seemed like a likely chance to start, at the time. It'll probably be a long time before Kudos considers it again, though...

*Watches the movie some more*

Ooh, I like this part...

*Eats some of the popcorn*

this is so relaxing, wow and I thought demolitions was the only way to get me relaxed!

Whats Demolitions ?

wow those glases are going right to your head! takes out propane torch and takes off the glasses throwing them over by the bushes

Happy, now with very fetching sun tan suddenly feels a lot happier.

Zeb:...So, does this guy ever get "Happiness Overload" and blow up, or what?

Give me a break, I just got rid of the shades of total despair, of course I'm going to be feeling happy

Not to mention evillene loves me which would be enough to make any man overload on happiness

[ Happy grins his biggest Girn, grabs some popcorn & continues watching the film]

Any room on that sofa ?

I hate to do this, but you have invaded (what used to be) our haunt so I'll do it to you.

One question. Sea?

Are you really a witch?

Happy hands Uncle Heavy some popcorn

just what the hell is going on here? I expect SOMEBODY should attend to actually initiating our new recruit!

*NYC threatens to turn off the TV, but is tackled by the collective population of this forum*

Happy picks up the remote and switches over to the 'Dukes of Hazard Channel' (don't ya love satalite TV ?)

Uncle Heavy did you like the popcorn ? I find the rat poison gives it an extra bit of zest.

Hello, Heavy. And yes, you have every right to invade our initiation forum.

*Sighs*

And it was just getting relaxing around here. This is the first time in three weeks that this place has managed to get over forty-eight hours without any kind of fighting. Oh, well. I guess if Uncle Heavy really wants to fight, I suppose we have to. But just remember: he's on private property. I can see it now, "Uncle Heavy: Petty Criminal"! Anyway, if UH wants a fight, I see no need to dissapoint him.

*Slowly walks up to Uncle Heavy, flicking his tongue in and out. Then, faster than the eye can see, he zips behind UH, and kicks him into one of the giant pin-balls*

Okay, Heavy. Just hope you're in one of the ones without nukes in them.

*KL slams and seals the giant pin-ball, and pushes it into the arena. He then puts an extremely powerful force field over the pit, and returns to the sofa*

Pass the popcorn. Anyone tries to let UH out, I lock 'em in a room with Happy Dude for a week. If Happy Dude tries to let 'im out, I'll keep him away from sea/evillene for a week. Got that?

*Watches the movie*

No evillene for a whole week ???? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!