h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] *reads the enourmous backlog* jeez... teach me to spend the night at a friend's house!

*evillene looks distressed at the thought of kudos being held hostage or having his STUMPED membership revoked*

*sea notices evillene and makes gagging noises*

yeah it's shoking isn't it

read the subject

well, he ain't a member at the moment... I say go for it!

*NYC brings out the flamethrower and the tongs*

heeheehee...

Emar: Ohhhhhhhh...(faintly yiddish accent)So much I have missed being off on a hiking trip!

Zeb: Serves ya right for putting real life first! Now, instead of whining, figure out a way to get us un-blown-up.

well now this is wonderful...what a way to start out a monday! Now if he will just come in here...muahhahaha

Zeb: Indi, please, the laugh goes more like MUHUHUHUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

...sheesh, put some feeling into it.

[sea] *grins evilly* if you guys aren't too busy torturing kudos, could you maybe inflict some major pain on evillene too? she is tied up in the KL's torture chamber/laboratory...

ooh ooh! me me me!!!

Hey, guys. I heard that there's some kind of cool pinball game going on in here...can I join in?

well, are you EVIL enough? can you prove it?

Well, I'm a friend of Corrupt, if that counts...

Zeb: Is EVERYONE here somehow connected with Corrupt?! (*sigh*)...Well, we WILL give you points for knowing that the current initiation was a mutated form of pinball, and NOT thinking it was still that #@$*&^!&%&ing twister game.

Procrastinator, if you think you're up to it, just enter this large pin-ball. We will then launch you into the playing field for three days. If you survive, you will be initiated. Ready?

Emar: "Keep the torture PG"? As opposed to...? Okay, my mind never even thought of THAT possible interperetation for "torture". Although, I guess if Evillene is involved, that warning WOULD be nessecary.

oh c'mon now! you won't believe what gets in under a PG rating! just remember what they said in the South Park movie: "According to the MPAA, rampant sex and violence in okay as long as there are no curse words!"

*NYC takes his place at one of the hungry-hungry-hippos*

Honey I'm home

Emar: Now THERE'S a dilemma for the MPAA...What rating do you give to Happy Dude's sadistic, insidious, and psychologically terrifying...yet amazingly squeaky-clean form of evil?

Zeb: I give it Two Thumbs Down™!






Emar:........

....Oh, I get it; Rating....Zeb, without a doubt, that was your lamest comment ever.

*sea laughs*

[sea] are we sure that the procrastinator isn't another of corrupt's alter-egos? hey, it could happen...