h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

34...NOW WHAT?

Corrupt: NYC, I think that's a "no".

Kudos: YOU THINK????

Corrupt: Now, now, Kudos....

Kudos: Ahhh, SHADDAP!!!!

*despite Krylma's orders, Kudos blasts Corrupt, turning her into a...bee.*

*Corrupt Bee stings Kudos on the nose and Kudos breaks out with welts*

now put it back in the deck...

36...SO ARE WE PLAYING A CARD GAME OR WHAT?

38...OK*PUTS IT BACK IN THE DECK*

OOOH!39...WE WERE ONLY GOING TO COUNT TO 37...NOW WE CAN FIGHT

*NYC shuffles the deck, only to get decked by an impatient Corrupt*

the fight is on...

*KICK*

40...SEE, I AM TAKING THIS OUT OF MY POCKET...NO MESSING WITH THE LAW OF CONSERVATION OF MATTER..........

***iNDI TAKES A RATHER BLACK BOX OUT OF HER POCKET AND PLACES IT ON THE GROUND. THENN SHE TELEPORTS OUT RIGHT BEFORE IT EXPLODES, BLOWING UP EVERY ONE IN THE FORUM***.

*Corrupt Bee flies to safety and hovers next to the burnt NYC when the smoke clears*

Corrupt: I would kiss you, but I don't think you'd like it until I'm..er...myself again.

Kudos: *cough* Shaddap.

Waking up from his nap........

My God, I go off and take a nap and you decide to rearange the furniture? I coulda sworn I was sleeping on a couch and when I wake up its a burn pile of grasshoppers? Wow! They don't make couches the way they used to I guess.

*cough*

*NYC duct-tapes yowuzupman's mouth*

mfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
owww!

im back...see that was a whole lot better than the kissy stuff....what ever compelled me to kiss a shrew pupet anyway?

Probably the tension caused by all of the not fighting.

that woud vertainly do it....now where did that deck of cards get to?

hey...we are now back on the 5 busiest conversations

yes!!!!

Well, that's good to know. I bet we could keep it that way if I made it 1,000 posts without fighting. But I'm not going to hold my breath.

aw...we are not on it anymore
oh well.....anyone want to play a game of cards?
winner gets to to something nasty to the loser

I would, but I have a very important announcement to make.

*Clears throat, and pulls a megaphone up to his mouth. When he speaks, everyone in the stadium can hear*


May I have everyone's attention please?? Now, we all know of Kudos. I was, originally, going to overlook the fact that Kudos did not go through the initiation, because of some extenuating circumstances while I was gone (by which, I mean the way that Kudos turned all of the people who were on h2g2 at the time into binary numbers). However, listen to a tale I must tell.

Kudos *DARED* to attack me in my own home. Kudos pulled out the binary blaster, and shot me with it, without even giving me a post to ready myself. Fortunately, Kudos was too busy laughing and *DARING TO THINK ABOUT WAYS TO TAKE OVER STUMPED* to notice me sneak off to my bio-lab and revert to my normal form. So, Kudos is now being held prisoner in another forum, and will have two punishments:

1) Temporary revoking of the STUMPED membership. Not permanant, but just long enough to make a point.

2) Kudos will be experiencing some extremely painful 'alterations' in my bio-lab. Anyone wishing to show up and offer suggestions is welcome to do so (as long as they promise to follow continuity, which I plan to do).

I am telling this to you all, just so you know that if Kudos shows up, Kudos is not currently a member of STUMPED and may be treated as such. But you may want to be nice: Kudos' membership will be given back after a while.
*Evil Grin*