h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Zeb: Oh, I think it's QUITE possible that Procastinator is just another of Corrupt's extensions, but I'm not going to say so... OOOPS! Did I just let that slip out?

Hey its goood to back I missed you guy's now what diabolical evil are we up to ?

hello, psycho girl returns. (zaps Emar and Zeb) that's for saying you didn't like me. oh, well, i don't like you either. (she disappears once again)

Emar(smoldering): I don't remember saying we didn't like Psycho Girl. What post was that?

Because HappyDude is so happy to be back, he gives both Emar & Zeb a big Hug.

if Happy came from Disney, he is PG...
if Happy came from Real Life(tm), he is NC-666.

Happy gives NYC a big hug aswell, Happy also kicks NYC in the shin's

*NYC stuffs happy into a conveniently placed cannon, and fires him into the arena wall*

'OOOO' your BAD !

A stuned Happy picks himself up and turns towards NYC, Happy puts the thumbs of both hands in his ears and waggels them while blowing a very long and loud rasberry at NYC. (so there).

[sea] uncle heavy is back, guys, in case you haven't noticed. (for all you new guys/gals, he's a superzero. in fact, i think he's one of the original members of CHOPPERS.

**THIS IS MY REAL SELF, NOT THE TYPICAL CORRUPT PERSON AND/OR SPLIT PERSONAS**

PLEASE stop scaring away my friends. Kassie (DuM OnE) and Amanda (The Procrastinator) ARE REAL PEOPLE!!!!! THUS...they deserve to be TREATED AS SUCH...and are NOT, repeat, are NOT split personalities of mine. I would really APPRECIATE if you'd treat my friends with a little more TACT. In fact, this forum is kinda what attracts them to h2g2 in the first place...

**WE NOW RETURN TO HER ABNORMAL SELF/SELVES**

*Corrupt takes Kudos's abandoned Binary Blaster, stuffs Happy in the end, and blasts him to the smoldering remains of Kudos's home planet, the distant Petronius.*

MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Zeb: That's what he gets for hugging me!

Emar: Yeah, but YOU didn't do anything to Happy...

Zeb: Look, shut up. The important thing is that he is in pain. Now, back to your original question; Does anyone know when we said we didn't like Psycho-Girl, 'cause I honestly don't remember saying that...Hold on, what was my apology to her...

ooooooo that was fun.

*sighs*

This is the problem with you, Happy--you don't comprehend the point of torture.
I mean, how do you torture someone who LIKES it???



*Corrupt "accidentally" pushes Happy Dude into the stadium pit, where he is eaten by Zeb's Killer Hungry Hungry Hippo*

Now THAT's torture! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Emar: Why is all of our irrelevant posting given thorough scrutiny, yet we're ignored when we have a serious question?...I'll ask once more; DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF AND WHEN WE SAID WE DIDN'T LIKE PSYCHO GIRL, BECAUSE SHE BLASTED US FOR IT? ANYBODY? PSYCHO, WILL **YOU** TELL US?

Corrupt told me that when you apologized you said you were sorry you didn't like me. That's when and if it's not true, take it up with Corrupt.
*Zaps Happy Dude*
STOP BEING SO FREAKIN HAPPY!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU EVEN THINK OF HUGGING ME, SO HELP ME WHEN I GET MY FREAKING HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!
(Angrily stomps on the Happy Dude ashes)

[sea] hee hee hee... hey, zeb, maybe you and happy should go vent some energy on uncle heavy. uh... here's the link.


http://www.h2g2.com/U129295

Can I have another go with the hippo Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssse!
That was wild!

Psycho Girl long time no see, I missed you, along with all the others. (Happy gives Psycho Girl an extra long hug!).

*sea and evillene make identical oh-that-is-so-gross faces*