h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] i believe we were watching "the fugitive"

oh I love this movie *sits down and starts watching.*

[sea] were you intending to be initiated? i'm more interested in the movie. we can initiate dream later.

[happy gives up trying to find remote, so he watches movie & munches popcorn]

Hey, Dream, if you'd like, we could always put a monitor in your initiation device. You could watch the movie and be initiated at the same time, I think. Yes, there is no rule against that.

*Begins to prepare one of the spheres, but looks at Dream*

Er, you *are* here for the initiation, right? Or do you want to watch the movie instead? Either way, I'll be okay with it.

*Sits on the sofa again, wondering how long he should wait before going to see what Corrupt and NYC are doing*

Hey, Uncle Heavy, just out of curiosity, who's your favorite movie hero? You see, I've got this theory that villains are never paired up with heroes they can easily beat (not in movies and comic books, anyway). So I'm getting a list together. Shredder could beat Batman, Magmo could beat Spider-Man, etc.

*Fills a glass with rat-poison antidote. Decides to mark "Rat Poison" on the glass, and hands it to Uncle Heavy to see if Uncle Heavy will drink it or not*

Yes I'm here to be initiated. I added a little piece to my name to make it a little more evil Sure I'd love to watch the movie during initiation. Might take my mind off of possible death...

Zeb: What're you talking about, Krymla? You mean that metal-faced ninja wannabe could take down the Dark Night? I don't think so! I mean, if he had the Technodome and all those nifty weapons from the comics/cartoon, sure, but those are really more Krang's area...

Emar: Errrr...you'll have to pardon Zeb. He and I are veterans of such time-wasting sites as the WWWF Grudge Match and the CBUB; Thus, pointless, hypothetical battles like this are like a siren's call to us (and incidently, the WWWF is where I got my crippling addiction to Little-TM-Signs™)...

Zeb(having rambled on this whole time):...so MAYBE if it were strictly a contest of martial arts prowess, I'd wager a bottle of tequila on ol' Shred-Head, but BELIEVE me, I don't think that Mr. Black-PJ's is gonna play "fair." He'll use his gadgets and wits to fight Shredder on HIS (ie: Batman's) own terms...

Emar: ALRIGHT ALREADY!! We get it! Geez...

*sea wonders what the heck everyone else is talking about*

Zeb: You know...Shredder...Japanese martial arts guy...Wears a lot of metal pads with blades on them...Arch-nemesis of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[sea] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH i get it now....

[Happy thinks he need a new costume, so he goes off to find one]

i dunno....i think shredder could win...but what about Dr Claw (from inspector gadget) could he really beat anybody?
no...because he never really did anything besides yell at his cat.

*Uncle continues to munch happily on the popcorn. He takes the profered glass and downs it. He continues to eat. Including any that fell on the floor.*

Obviously, Wolverine would quick all their arses. Together. And talking of villains, how about Darth Maul? Admittedly not a comic character but...

Shredder. He was cool.

Oh, and sea, by the way. nothing is wrong with being a witch. Don't be so uptight. I'm not a puritan. I saw it on your website. Sounds interesting. Do you do naked rituals? Pentagrams? Cavorting? At the full moon? Please say yes.

Emar(sarcasticly): sea, the man CLEARLY has much respect for your spirituality.

[sea] obviously. lucky for him i can take a joke. and as for the naked rituals... sometimes. but only on special occasions.

[evillene] shut up, sea, you do them every full moon. and new moon for that matter. i think you just like being naked!

[sea] yeah, well.... shut up!

UH, as to your previous point, I'm talking about all superheroes and villains in general. Darth Maul counts. However, I disagree that Wolverine could beat Shredder. People always associate his only *real* attributes with his blades, swords, and handy access to Krang's technology. However, I wish to remind you of a weapon he designed himself: The Retro-Mutation gun. One blast of that gun, and the effects would more than likely be fatal to little ol' Wolverine. Granted, Wolverine moves faster than most humans are capable of tracking, but Shredder's got the experience to at least land a glancing blow with the gun. And that's all it needs.

Anyway, sorry for interupting the current conversation, I just wanted to make that point. Do continue.

[evillene] what, the conversation about sea's embarassing habits?

[sea] *blushing profusely* SHUT UP!!!!

[evillene] well, you should see when she--

*sea claps a hand over evillene's mouth*

[sea] can we PLEASE talk about something else?!

[evillene] UMMPH.