h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, Metal 2000 was only my second gig. Before that was Mike & The Mechanics with the family. Bands rarely come to Plymouth (where I live), so getting a decent gig to go to will be hard.

Ah... an advantage to being in London methinks!!!

Greetings all. If I had a case I'd hand out beers, but I gotta run to the store first.

Need any help

*Tweetie sneaks in looking ever so slightly guilt ridden*
Shhhhh, don't tell him, but I've just... *borrowed* Zax's vortex.
*produces beers and brownies for all*
Hmmm, I wonder if I could get one of these here things?

Give thee, quoth I! Where'd Zaxc get his? Maybe demons gave it to him.

Thanx Tweetie... Is this the soul property of Zax??? Wonder if my science skills can reproduce it???

Gosh a cheap alternative to teabags I like it.
William Jenkins, PS of Tea

SOUL property? Definatly demons then...

The long dark teatime of the soul!!!

Urgh...
I'd better go to sleep now

hmm.. after much deliberations, calculations and general 'hit it a few times to see if it'll work then' I have come to the conclusion that we can only get one of these vortex thingies (technical huh??) if God'll let us have them... Or we just use Zax's!!!

Feel free to re-interpret my studies though

Well, God as I know Him is a very fair God, and if it were ever necessary for one of us to have a 'vortex', then I'm sure God would let us have it. As it is though, Zax's works well enough for all of us to benefit. God is cool. CHEERS!

I'll drink to that *reaching into the vortex to see what I'll get*.... almost like a lucky dip this!!!!

luckily I brought my own case of Molson Canadian. You're all welcome to one, as when it's gone, they'll always make more! (or so I hope)

Well just got back from the bar( my new bowler smells like smoke and booze, sorry God, I konw it's only been a couple of hours, but bring the unfashionable mass into fashion requires a little dirty work) and "the cover band". Damn, they played the top 20 of the billboard charts. I was hoping they would at least know some pistols, or clash, or stray cats. Hell I would have put up with barry manilow, anything that isn't played every five seconds on the radio.

However, I would like to pass out the beers I picked up a little while ago. Please feel free to help yourself, and pass one on to those not in the general vicinity. I would like to trade a beer for a pizza slice, or a nice cup of tea( two lumps, and a shot of brandy).

Well, I got myself a pretty young ptitsa this eve, so I'm off to for a little bit of the old pol. I got myself full of firegolds and vellocet( oh the radosty) so off I go lubbilubbing, then a bit of spatchka my brothers. (if you need translation e-mail me and I'll translate, tell me what word you don't pony to and I will give the meaning)

Nighty-night droogs,choodessny messel's to you all.

*Zax strides in, takes one fulminating glance around the room, taking in the throng gathered around tweetie. TWeetie is standing on a low table, waving a bit of nothing through the air.*


i'm not going to be held responsible for that little bird's health ANY longer!

*taking two long strides, Zax* comes abreast of the little bird, and reaching down, scoops her up. Unceremoniously taking the void back from the little BEAST, Zax* reaches into it and pulls forth a wrought iron birdcage. Without a second thought, the bird is dropped in, the cage door shut, and a padlock summarily snapped thru the latch.*

Theif.

*a second padlock is pulled forth, but this one is a bit strange. it seems to be in some sort of time/shape/existence flux. the void is then attached to the Archangel's keychain, and padlocked to a beltloop.*

Just how do you all expect me to function as the patron saint of Alcoholic Indulgence, and Brownies if i DON'T HAVE MY SUPPLY?????? GEESH! i'm just gonna have to program it to electrocute the next set of sticky fingers it comes in contact with!

*reaching into the void again, the Archangel hauls out a large box of mugs. REaching in with both arms, the next thing to appear is a large Keg.*

it's not as tho i don't SHARE!!!!
come on all you monkeys... let's tie one on!

*begins pouring and handing the mugs to canadian girl and fashion cat to hand out. after a brief pause, the Archangel slides a birdbath filled with GUinness through the bars of the cage for the evil little yellow thing.*

you should i'm not gonna rescue you if you get drunk and start to drown, so you'd better be careful!

Yes sir

hehe... *looks towards tweetie... fiddles with lock a few minutes*

yup, give us a while to get the tools from the bottom of the deep end, and I *should* be able to get that off...

*flies towards the pool, doing a couple of loops showing off my new found skills!!*

Hullo all. Now that school's out I got time on my hands...
now what's this about drinks?