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I'm feeling out of the loop. BUT, note to Quorthon: SAT's are easy, just get REAL drunk the night before, and smoke a fat one just before you go in. This will insure that you are at your best. I obtained a 1280 combined this way; granted it's not a GREAT score, but it get's you a regents scholarship and it's not bad for someone who didn't study at all for the damn thing!

Cheers All! *raises his glass*

LOL!!!

You really should stop messing about with the laws of logic, you know...

Are there really laws of logic? I've always thought that most laws were illogical, present company's laws excluded, of course.

I would simply like to bring to everyone's attention that

*I* GOT AN ENTRY APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!! WHEE!!!!!!!

it's my first!!

i always thought "laws" were made to be broken.....

anyways gotta get a good night's rest, I am going to see Eric Idle rip off Monty Python tomorrow at the Humingbird Centre(it's in Canada, so the spelling is right)

L8R

St.Peter - Well done Zax !!!

St.P.

Heya All!!

FC! you found me on icq!! how'd ya do that?!('snifty by the way!)

Quorth- don't worry about the big tests... they're REALLY not all the're cracked up to be... everyone talks as tho they're impossible, (then they can sell more books and study guides for $150 a pop!) but they're actually mostly what you learned in 7,8, and 9th grade! really simple- don't bother to stress.

Jeltz- have another Jack...

*passes out another round of guinness and brownies, looking around* Now where's the TEA? i'm dying for a scone!

BED! can you email [email protected]? for Wil.Jenkins*


SPORK!! The gif is AWESOME!! i'm putting it up today!!

Hey peter? are you gonna let that GOD guy out anytime soon? seems to me like you've got him locked up! (hopefully not with Mad Gerald- that could destroy existence!)

actually, that passage shouda read:

*passes out another round of guinness and brownies, looking aroundfor Wil.Jenkins*
Now where's the TEA? i'm dying for a scone!


BED! can you email [email protected]?
(wil jenkins didn't want you to email, i was looking for wil jenkins... i don't know how exactly that bit of text moved, but it did... probably when i was having trouble getting it to post!)

An angel has many levels of deviousness Zax... obviously good deviousness though.... hehe.. even I have a few things I don't tell the resident Archangel!!

BTW I hate to do the blonde thing again (twice in one day.. terrible!) but can someone explain exactly what's involved in these SATs. Is it dependent on how drunk you get the night before?? And is it similar to A-levels at all... *wonders exactly how blonde a comment this is, and realises its one of the more sensible ones!!*

i found you out, FC... you traced that mispost back to xavier's page! and you found that i'd left him my icq #! lol! i hope you've allowed me to add you!

Just for everyone's edification, my icq# is 64404993. i'm going to have it posted on my page. you will all be able to add me, but you need to tell me who you are in the request- otherwise i'll refuse.

hehehe
another round anyone?

hehe... found me out!! though quite how I have no idea!! no.. i was nosing around and found it.. it wasn't intentional.. honest!!

Anyway.. my icq connection is rather dodgy at the mo, its via my mobile and it's got a headache at the mo (I wish I knew why!!) So. I probably wont be on icq much for a few more weeks at any rate!!

And dont worry Zax.. you're still my GA, not the other way around, have no fear on that score (me.. being an Archangel... nope. I've seen what you do...)

Hey everybody, the SATS are old news. I did em a month ago! And got decent levels, I reckon (should get results in two weeks)
Clughie, were your SATS marked different to what they are now (and have been for many years)? We'll be getting a level between 5 - 7...

I got an entry approved yesterday. It was my sixth.

WEEELLL LAHDEEDAH!! (LOL! no, seriously,mike, i know how hard you work on your entries- and they're all so GOOD!) oh, and no, mike... the sats are scored on a scale up to 2000 here in the states...


no worries FC- i'm not upset in the least! i actually think it's kinda cool- and rather mission impossible-esque that you found it!

NOTICE! anyone who wants to be listed as one of my "Guardees", drop a note on this thread: http://www.h2g2.com/F38362?thread=57731&post=441024 i'd hate to miss anyone! you will get a link to your page from mine, and a nifty badge (like the angel on my page, but better!) to use on your page!:-) hurry now, while they last!

Ummm, ok I think you have to be in Classic Goo to see my page. And after the weekend you'll definitely have to be (new member of the Classic Goo fanclub).
The writing should be in red (most of it, anyway) but I've just HTMLed it so it may currently be horribly tempremental *g*.
Zax- I refuse to lay down and die for the sake of a quiet life. I did fantastic in my prelims and will shout about it to the roof tops (although I did apologise for my outburst, I hasten to add).
*pauses*
I'm sorry, my inferiority complex manifests itself in strange ways. Like alienating my friends.
Think I'll go stop the rain again...

I'm confuddled. If this is the wrong place then everyone, feel free to shout at me, but I pressed the link and it brought me straight back to the link again. Ah well. All I can say is *Guilty of stupidity, and complete non-understanding of computers M'lud*.

Anyway... yup, Zax is my Guardian, if he hasn't given up hope on me!! And I want one of those Angels....!

BTW Zax.. you're page is looking rather nifty at the mo... love Marvin the Martian.... well groovy!

Um... isn't that this thread?

*wipes forehead*

phew... not just me!!!

uh.. oops.. yep, that's h2g2 for you! here's the correct message and link:

NOTICE!

anyone who wants to be listed as one of my "Guardees", drop a note on this thread:
http://www.h2g2.com/FLR38362?thread=58936&show=1111

i'd hate to miss anyone!
you will get a link to your page from mine, and a nifty badge (like the angel on my page, but better!) to use on your page!
hurry now, while they last!

Might do that Zax. When I took the SAT's(back in 84-85), they were scored up to 1800; 900 math & science, 900 english. I did better the 1st time than the 2nd, must've been a little drunker the night before! 'taint nothin' but a thing, and a chicken wing! Don't sweat the small stuff, etc.