h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* St.Peter looks concerned over the edge of the window ledge... *

St.Peter - Nice Entrance !!! ...and er, Exit Bob !!!...

Sorry about that, I knew, I should have done some Basic Training last week...

Anyway, I'll do another course of Basic Training very soon...

St.P.

Both eventualy but I am having a little crisis right now and any way I carnt really run up massive phone bills for the hospital can I.

LOL!!!

St.Peter - Well, it's awfully hard to put penny's in the telephone box slot when you're in traction !!!

St.P.

~There is a fluttering at the window and then a crash~

*hanging by his fingertips from the window ledge*

HELP! I haven't really got the hang of this yet*

*grins*
*grabs TY's hands and hauls him over the window ledge*
Secret is not to try it without anyone around for the first wee bit.
I'm happy to show you the ropes, if you want.
*notices a brief glance down at the faraway ground from the other Saint and grins again*
S'ok, I've kinda been flying since birth

Thanks.

*removes flying goggles*

Ropes would be handy, although not too stretchy, please, bungee flying is so undignified.

*hands him the (slightly stretchy) ropes and demonstrates how to use the harness*
Just make sure you tie the other end to something.
You've got no idea how many overeager Saints have... well, don't want to discourage you...

*Puts on harness and anchors ropes to special rope anchoring point*

*Takes a huge run up and gracelessly hurls himself off the tower*

GERONIMO!!!

*runs to the window to check on TY's progress*
PULL UP! PULL UP!
That's the way now...
WATCH OUT FOR THE TOWER!
Oh good, he's missed it.
LOOK OUT!
*grins*
*flutters over to the tower and stifles a giggle*
Yeah... that weathervane's been know to get people before

~Ouch~

That's going to leave a scar, you know.

You think that will leave a scare can you emagin what sort of damadge landing on a fence from three thousand miles up didto my poor back. any way I think I will offer my incordgement and leave jut being here givs me flash backs.

*jups off the tower and flys off*

LOL!!!

* Saint Peter looks on horrified... *

It looks like you have work cut out there Tweetie with Bob & Technicolor !!!



St.P.

Should I help?

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JOTD: Why is it that when you transport something by ship it's cargo, but when you transport it by car it's a shipment?

Its ok I can fly now. I was tought with the help of a verry large drop where I would have landed an lots of very sharp pointy obects. set up by an anomisus person who I think does not like me much (I wonder what gave me that Idea). with insentive like that I had to ler really.

Well that's one way to learn
Ah, I think I can handle Technicolor.
Long as I resist the urge to add a u to his name I'll be fine...

LOL.

Lolling on the floor raughing

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JOTD: It's as easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028369399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982146086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271021909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962729567351885752724891227938183011949219833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263460827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956002129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302648522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095...

A JOTD with pi in it...
"Mmmmm.... pie..."

LOL!
maybe after the training session you can take him to the theatER, and stand in the centER of the parlOR!

hehehehe!