h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Vow of silence??? *examines angel application contract with a fine-tooth comb*

*notices something in the small print*

Oh, that vow of silence. AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Erm... Am I too late to start trainging?

Erm... Am I too late to start training?

Saint Peter - I will holding the Advanced Class after the next ceremony, or when some of the other angels get out of casualty (they unfortunately felt immortal in the rarified atmosphere of heaven, it tends too hurt when you crash on terra firma...

lol

Surely regular training would be better, or at least a scheme to allow regular practice?

Saint Peter - I would run it more often, but unfortunately running around after HIM, being at his beck & call, smoothing over his boundless wrath, dealing with wayward saints and generally doing all the donkey word up here * sob * ...doesn't leave me much free time.

* Ponders about the fact it has been weeks since he had a good game of golf... *

That said however, if you would like to run a regular class . Dont mind me...

St.P.

I thought wrath was one of the seven deadly sins? There you go people, even GOD himself is a sinner!

(Yup, I love my title )

*Saint John the Rather Ordinary walks out with his hands in his pockets whistling a cheery tune*

And here I thought everyone must know how to fly by now, haven't any of you ever read Peter Pan?

*Saint John musses his hair thoroughly, crows, and swoops off in search of a pub since he can't manage to find a bottle of anything around Heaven*

You can't find a bottle of anything in Heaven?!
*Tweetie looks shocked and healthily cynical*
*she then produces a bottle of tequila from behind her back*
Funny, I never have any trouble...

*Saint John marvles at the bottle*

Hey...you really must show me how you did that sometime. Being as the pay is a bit low for being a Guardian Angel I'm likely to need to know soon.

Yeah, me too, though I just want it for the entertaining-small-children value of it, not the actual alcohol.. honest

*g*
Well you just think lovely thoughts...
Ooops, wrong thing.
Remember, you're in HEAVEN- just imagine the bottle, and it'll appear.
*Tweetie looks thoughtful*
Or is this just another cartoon character thing?

St.Peter - John, one of the basic fringe benefits of working for someone who likes a drop, is that the drinks are complimentary...

You just have to find the right 'secret' thread...

St.P.

lol Anyone care to give me directions?

Try scrolling down the list of conversations on the left

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*glaring at tweetie*

You really shouldn't tease your brethren, tweet. you had that bottle hidden in your belt!

you know FULL well that only I, being the patron saint of Drunken Indulgence (and Brownies), am able to pull bottles (and brownies) out of nowhere... (cuz that darned portal follows me everywhere!)

*demonstrating, Zax reaches back to nowhere in particular and brings forth a HUGE, frothing pitcher of Stout, and a six-pack of mickeys *


he he he he he....

The Archangel Zax*
Patron Saint of far too many things,
(and defender of Trademarks!)

St.Peter - Needless to say Zax has always got plenty of drinking buddies, especially when he shows them his 'party trick'...

Hi Justin, How would you like a go at being someone's Guardian Angel ?

Twilight is getting lonely without a heavenly star on the horizon

http://www.h2g2.com/U129819

I'm sure you are up to the challenge...

St.P.

Ahhhhh! That would most definately explain it.

*Saint John makes a mental note to stay near Archangel Zax* more often*

I'm on to it!