h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

kot te time to stay and cat, witty?

*keyboard failure*

[Amy]

*comes out of rooms via the library, as it's raining in solidarity with England and Sweden*

Sporky, I just rented "What Planet Are You From?" with Gary Shandling and John Goodman. It's very funny. whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The camera equipment has made reserve price! It's great. My new roof is part paid for!

Matina, I smell fresh cinnamon buns! You are wonderful. May I have a bowl of cafe au lait a la francais and a bun? How is Chloe doing?

Matina: Very well, ma'am. She knows to watch the guest rooms and refresh the linens and clean bathrooms when a guest leaves. And she goes down the service lift and the securibots know her and let her use the laundry equipment in SB-1. And she irons and folds linens and towels and puts them away in the linen closet and knows to avoid the rift.

*Lil cocks her head* What is SB-1?

Matina: Sub-Basement 1, ma'am. Where the tunnel to the Cafe is. The laundry is through a door on the right. It is monitored like all doors here.

*serves cafe au lait and a whole plate of fresh cinnamon buns for the guests*

*Pr. C. Tonks suddenly teleports into the room...*

Ah, hello everyone! Having a nice day?

A cup of tea please Matina...

Ah, it's a strenuous business completely changing a website...

[P]

*pops in to say hello*
Have a lovely weekend, everyone...hope to see you later

Anyone still around?

Matina, a Y please...

*picks up c-ampa-ne bottle from frid-e and Sprin-ie for a cuddle*

Pardon my unusal accent, but 2 keys on my keyboard aren't workin-...

...I tried copy&paste, but t-at takes too lon-...

*flutter of wings*

Hi folks,

mhmmm, do I smell cinnamon buns?! May I have some, Matina? Thank you. Oh, and an Irish Coffee will be great as well - it's getting really cold, brrr!

Hi Lil, ox

-i Kasia!

-ow are you doin-? Is it rainin- over at your place as well?

At the moment it's raining fireworks for the 5th November bo0nfire night thing in the UK. The next set of storms are set to hit the UK late tonight/tomorrow

Seems like you've got a good solution there T to your problem

The same in Warsaw - I mean, the rain, just dreadful!

-i P-il!

*pours -erself anot-er Y of c-ampa-ne*

Anyone else?

...but it slowly drives me crazy not bein- able to use all my letters...

...sorry, t-at s-ould -ave been 'crazier' - can't become somet-in- I already am...

Crazy, sounds normal round t-ese parts ;-P

Is it conta-ious?

LOL

It's not so bad, Titania, it's like to hear a french woman, who cannot speak out the 'h' - man do love this

*bursts out laughi-'*

Be right back -- it's the last 15 minutes of the auction for my Leica stuff, and I am fixin' to do very well. Consider me converted to eBay!

*looks at rain puddling on the veranda* Isn't it nice to be indoors in front of a fire? Actually, I'll start that fire in the library hearth, whileI'm working at the terminal. Be right back!

Oh, yes, a nice fire will be great.

*Kasia heads for the library*

I'm in the mood for a good old mystery story, like Agatha Christie or Ngayo Marsh.

Hello, everyone.

Sorry about your keyboard, Titania. But, you are coming through loud and clear.

Matina, may I have a Y, please?

*Takes Y from Matina and holds it out for Titania to fill for her.*

Do you mind pouring a glass for me, T?

*jumping up and down with greed and joy*

The auction is over! I got twice the appraised value!! The appraiser offered me half the appraised value at the shop!!!

*whips out cellphone and dials* Hello, Lil Caeasar's? I want to order a whole bunch of hot wings and four pizzas, large, deep pan. One vegetarian, one beef and mushrooms, one triple cheese, and put everything in the shop on the fourth.

-ere you -o, Witty!

*pourin- W a Y of c-ampa-ne, realisin -ow -reatful s-e s-ould be t-at it's not t-e keys for : - ) t-at fail*

*pours -erself anot-er Y*

C-eers!