h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*enters, very angry*

Fake Minoova, you have managed to break a lot of threadiquette rules in the past. not to mention continuity. Listen to what we have to say.

*Walks over to Minoova.*

I don't know who you are, but you certainly are NOT Minoova. Minoova was built by myself and Affy downstairs in the labs and you are not her. It's very annoying to have someone impersonating one's creation. Especially one who is not familiar with all of the surroundings and history. Please desist. Change your name and stop pretending to be someone who you are not.

*pulls out snowzar*

Or else.

When you ran into the broomcloset yesterday I summoned 3 securibots from the lab and had you wrapped head to foot with duct tape, taken downstairs and put on 24-hour guard until Affi and Garius could deal with you. Affi has already been at work on you today. You cannot be here.

You are breaking all rules of continuity, let alone good manners, by persisting in this inasive takeover of one of my creations. Please change your name to "Fake Minoova".

*draws herself up imposingly. Diogenes the cat trots up behind her and casts an impenetrable stare*

Speaking as a researcher with a virtual pet of my own, l hate to see the co-opting of other h2g2 creations WITHOUT express consent of the creator OR without even following basic rules of continuity and character, let alone proper research being done beforehand to ensure that the personality of the creation being used is maintained. Please rethink your actions and, if you're going to impersonate someone, at least do it right. lf you can't do justice to the roll, as l am inclined to believe, stop posting under the name of Minoova, or change her name.

*Digi sniffs haughtilly*

*stumbles in*
I heard there was a continuity issue here, so I thought I'd stop by.

Ah, you're talking about the Minoova impersonator. Similar, but a little crude -- doesn't have GL's design precision, and it appears the AI system is simple, but there are similarities.

Wonder if it's looking for a job, and trying to get one this way? Sad, if that's the state of the economy...

*checks notes*
I heard they might be looking for an attendant at
http://www.h2g2.com/A358841
Might be a possibility for the impersonator.

But not under the name of Minoova.

Minoova can speak French, make mbougatses, and knows what they are. She even moves differently than you make her. It's an affront. I think I know who you really are, and I also think I know what your game is. Give it up. I feel invaded. Go away.

*Drinks the OJ*

So am I still working on the Ogra project, or what?

Somehow, I think this may be a bit futile. The impostor doesn't seem to read backlog. I have repeated my post to his/her home page.

*looking up from books, suddenly realizing there's a lot of people around, some of them upset*

Hmmm, 'Minoova'-fake is not Online right now, at least not using that user identy...

..identity, I meant..

Well, if he, I mean she comes back, take whatever measures are necessary to drive her out or shun her. It's an affront to continuity. And now I must leave for a while. Time to get this keyboard seen to. Will soeone feed Mindspring please while I'm gone? Back tomorrow I hope.

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Catch you later.

Come on Springie! *sloth follows Titania to kitchen*

Let's see if I remember it correctly: fresh spinache, was that one of your favourites?
*filling Springie's bowl*

hello,
do you mind if I join in?

..on the spinach?!

Or would you prefer a Y of champagne?

*curling up on sofa, tired from researching, dozes off, with Springie dozing off by her feet*

*...cracks showing in Violet's pot*

Tired but even if I didn't do much paddling this evening. I might have sorted out getting a boat for myself (if I fit into it comfortably that is).

Morning all (Friday).

Nice day for some champagne and orange. Freshly squeezed juice from NZ oranges, not OJ, that always reminds me of O J Simpson. Maybe it's a Kiwi thing?

I'm going to wander around for a while and digest the events of the day.

*flips [WM] onto the silver tray*