h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

FLAP-FLAPP
*stops dead and reads backlog*
heh heh heh, time for Styx to pay a social call.
I'll come back.
FLAP-FLAPP

FLAP
heh heh heh heh heh heh
*Styx laughing too hard to jump through flap and has to fall rest of way*
heh heh heh

*jumps onto kitchen counter and finds pork pie* Nobody hear to tell good joke *eats pie and pastry, takes long drink of water then washes face and hands*

Minoova went to a party, heh heh, *squeaky falsetto* Hello I'm Minoova and I am a robot heh heh heh

Maybe he'll go back to party and sing karioke!
HEH HEH HEH HEH
*laughing too hard to imitate a singing vacuum cleaner*

*runs into salon and finds sloth in front of fire, starts to tickle her*
*jumps over to hearth and settles in a corner to watch fire and think*

*jumps off hearth grinning and heads down the hall to Quorthon rooms. Pushes door shut and climbs into nest box under bed*
Pashmina cozy!
*gnaws on stick till he falls asleep*

*yawning, stretching*

Nnnnnnnngh!
I must have dozed off... I think I'd better take a break in the research work, or I won't be able to stay awake.

*heading for fridge for some OJ (not Simpson)*

*starts trying to create a café mélange, although she's not excatly sure of how, always having others making them for her*

Definitely coffee, something like a double espresso..... and cacao... some sort of milk - hot? - cold?

*continues experimenting*

G'morning Titania. (8pm Friday in NZ). The food smells good.

Did you see the note I left in the flamenco thread on your page?

Hi Løøny!

Yes, I spotted it right now, thank you, that was very nice of you!

Do you know how to make a café mélange?

*tasting her latest attempt, still doesn't taste right*

So, I have been exposed. Well I don't care. You can't get rid of me, I am invinceable (and not very good at spelling)Ha ha ha ha! I couldn't defend myself earlier as I was asleep "zzzzzzznotzzzzguiltyzzzzzzz". I was not as bad as I have been made out to be, I just made a stupid mistake and now all the anger that has been directed at me I have stored up and it has turned me Evil. So its all your fault. You'd all better watch out, revenge will be mine!

Hi Titania (and maybe Loony).

I think I'll join you with a glass of OJ.

No idea Titania. G'day Phil and G'night all.

I find it is hard to type with your eyes closed.

G'Night Looney.

G'night, Loony, and thanks for the help!

Hi Phil!

What's your time zone, GMT?

Do you happen to know how to make a café mélange?

*5th attempt, tasting, no, still not quite right*

Hello people. Titania, I had a great coffee the other day. It was a vanilla speciality coffee. Like a cappacino with a hint of vanilla, lots of squirty cream and a flake on top (yes, a whole flake!)It was yum-diddily-scrumtious.

Mmmm.. sounds good! Hi SD!

Do you know how to make one?

Yes. But you need an expensive Cappacino maker and vanilla essence/syrup stuff. Neither of which I have. I used to work in a restaurant in St James Park (outside Buck Palace) and learnt the art of coffee making there.

Hello SD.
Titania I'll guess that the time zone question was asked of me and I'll say that my TZ is GMT (winter) but currently GMT+1 (British Summer Time).
If you were asking Looney, then he's a kiwi in New Zeland and so probably about the reverse (+12Hours) of us.

Uggh, coffee, disgusting stuff. Wake up and smell the coffee, I'd rather not!

*gives up attempts to make café mélange*

Yes, I've noticed Loony always says G'morning next day about the time I'm going to bed the evening before...

*decides to make a pot of tea instead, Gotland mix (big Swedish island): black tea, lots of flowers and some kind of fruit, oh yes, probably apple in it) *

Anyone else for tea?

No thanks. I'm just nipping home for some lunch. Back soon.

I'll just stick to the OJ myself. Got to take it easy before spending all day drinking tomorrow at The Great British Beer Festival. I am hoping to be able to get some of the Supreme Champion Beer Of Britain 2000, Moorhouses Black Cat Mild (but as it's the winner it's probably sold out )

*returns to researching Flamenco Dance again*

Beer festivals are fun!

Hope you have a great time, Phil!

I certainly will have fun

I'll be drinking all day and then off to a 70's disco for the evening - by that time I should be ready for making a fool of myself