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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 5, 2001
*crawls across the bridge, keeping a wary eye out for waxen Gary Glitters*
Styx is a big black demon rat with red eyes. He and Amy are very good friends, but he's pretty rude to everybody else. Or rather, he is extremely blunt. Or sharp, depending on how you look at it. Everybody likes him. 
Amy, are you getting a reading?
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Researcher 179388 Posted Oct 5, 2001
Thats ok then, as long as he isn't going to eat me or something.
*waits at the other end of the bridge for the next step in the plan*
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Munchkin Posted Oct 5, 2001
*Appears from behind a rock shaped exactly like Mark Moxon's beard* 
Has Steve Davis gone yet?
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Oct 5, 2001
/* Begins walking across bridge, gets about halfway across */
HELP! HELP! Somethings got me by the waist! It's holding me, it's pulling me back, it's
AAAAAAAGHHHHH!
/* Falls */
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Munchkin Posted Oct 5, 2001
*Warning! Warning! Bad Dr. Who reference coming up* Gaagh, The Nestenes got him!
Well considering the light he might just have fallen, but I'm staying here out of the way of plastic tentacles and one eyed octopi.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Oct 6, 2001
/* muffled voice from the pit */
Nestenes? I don't remember Nestenes. Which Doctor Who was that? What did they look like? Oh, I and I know what got me. A bit embarassing really.
Anyone want to pull me up by the rope that's, um, conveniently tied around my waist? Please? The walls of this pit are kind of slimy, and my legs are going numb.
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Styx the Rat Posted Oct 6, 2001
*red eyes glow right in front of elephant face*
heh heh heh
Are you a lurker?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 6, 2001
Styx! 
Now I ~know~ he's been about the whole time.
*shouts down into pit* d'Elephant! Don't panic! It's only a large demon rat. *to the others* I'm not very good at heavy lifting. Maybe Affy could devise a winch.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Oct 6, 2001
Lurker, no. I'm a hanger-on. Did anyone else catch that scent of baloney traveling at a high velocity in this direction? It could just be me, I hear you imagine that sort of thing when hanging perilously close to death.
Styx, you're not chewing the rope, are you?
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 6, 2001
I wondered what that was... I'm vegeterian, so I didn't really know what that was and didn't want to say anything 
Dancer
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 6, 2001
*stabilizes the rope, so that d'E doesn't fall any further down* Um, Affy, if you are going to devise anything, now would be a good time...
Does anyone else hear the sound of squeeky wheels headed this way?
G7
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Oct 6, 2001
Ah, Styx. Just the entity I need 
. I'm not receiving anything on the emerald but I seem to have lost the operating instructions.
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 6, 2001
*the sound of squeeky wheels gets closer and seems to be picking up speed*
G7
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Researcher 179388 Posted Oct 6, 2001
Pity I forgot the WD42, if those are wheels they need oiling.
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cafram - in the states. Posted Oct 6, 2001
*runs forward to help G7 with the rope*
Urgh, d'E, you could really do with a diet or something...
*muscles straining...sweat beads appearing on forehead*
I just.....can't....do it.....I d'nna have the power!
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 6, 2001
*pulls* 
*d'E finally comes back onto the bridge as a tea cart turns a corner and barrells towards the party at top speed*
G7
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 6, 2001
*from a far distant*
*feels something burning her chest*
*pulls out pale blue pearl on chain*
Funny - I haven't seen it glow for ages... I wonder what that could mean?
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- 61: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 5, 2001)
- 62: Researcher 179388 (Oct 5, 2001)
- 63: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 5, 2001)
- 64: Munchkin (Oct 5, 2001)
- 65: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Oct 5, 2001)
- 66: Munchkin (Oct 5, 2001)
- 67: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Oct 6, 2001)
- 68: Styx the Rat (Oct 6, 2001)
- 69: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 6, 2001)
- 70: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Oct 6, 2001)
- 71: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 72: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 73: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Oct 6, 2001)
- 74: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 75: Researcher 179388 (Oct 6, 2001)
- 76: cafram - in the states. (Oct 6, 2001)
- 77: Researcher 179388 (Oct 6, 2001)
- 78: cafram - in the states. (Oct 6, 2001)
- 79: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 80: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 6, 2001)
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