h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Yar] Hmm ...

[A thought cloud appears above his head.]


[He goes in and collects his chips at the front desk, then goes into the men's room for a few minutes, goes out and pulls a slot machine once, then goes back to the front desk and cashes in his chips]

[Yar] Thank you.

[Cashier-person] You're welcome ... [stands up straighter, revealing that it is Corrigible] BUT YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE HERE ALIVE! [draws lightsaber]

[Yar] Corrigible, the next time you try to interfere with my imagination, I'm gonna take that lightsaber and stick it up your nose.


[Corrigible] FINE then!

[Joseph gives him a funny look]

*Gives them all a funny look.*

*Takes the funny look from Scandrea*

Thank you, ma'am.

*Puts the funny look in his pocket for later.*

Er... you're welcome...I think.

[Woogy] [suddenly wearing a cowboy hat and with two six-shooters hovering near his sides to supposedly indicate that he's holding them] DOO J00 F33?thread=[Woogy] [suddenly wearing a cowboy hat and with two six-shooters hovering near his sides to supposedly indicate that he's holding them] DOO J00 F33L LCUKY, PNUK!!11!11!??//??//?? [Laguna] [suddenly wearing dark glasses and weilding his gunblade] I, GRALNAD, WIL KONKCK j00 LAL DWON!111!11!!!11 [The two charge into the casino. Upon entering successfully, they will fire at the ceiling.] [Yar] ... Okay, that's the worst typo of "Garland" I've ever seen. [Joseph] Not the worst typo of /any/ kind I've ever seen.

*Those two are now at F1881348?thread=502729 where, I assume, the rest of you will follow*

KL-Maybe they'll be destroyed as soon as they enter.

*Peers cautiously around the doorframe.*

[Ray's ship abruptly takes off and flies away. Once it's far enough from the planet, it generates and enters what appears to be some sort of time gate, which closes behind it.]