h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*struggles in with an enormous box of balloons and 50 industrial strength bicycle pumps*
Right, let's get to work!

*Four hours later, the floor is covered with inflated balloons, but the box is still very nearly full*
Am I going to have to do all the work here while you lot sit around making cocktails? Come on, put some effort into it, you lazy shower!

*trots in* Greetings Earthman professor type thing - hand me a balloon and a pump for I have travelled far to inflate small bits of rubber!

All done i see,oh well,at least i offered.Probably a good thing as i've blown all my breath on bullshit.

*DD in high pitched Mikey Mouse style voice*

Hey guys how about using these helium canisters instead it'll be some much *back to regular voice* easier.

Don't worry Noname, there's plenty more where those came from!
*indicates another huge box marked "Plenty more balloons"*

Can I help?
*starts blowing up those long sausage shaped ballons*

*DE bound in and dives into the pile of balloons*

*Throws her balloons at DE as she finishes blowing them up*

*DE ducks the thrown balloons and starts trying to keep four balloons in the air simultaneously*

Do you need any help with that?

*seing that one balloon is about to fall, Andra hits it into the air*

*takes one of the long balloons and bends it into the shape of a peculiarly shaped dog*

Just steer them over this way, it'll be easier using all four paws.

*Lies down but gets lost between the ballons*

*All four ballons fall to the ground*

Oops.

*blows up more balloons, and throws them at DE and EV*

*Hides under all the balloons*

Ok Doc,i'd be delighted to help.
Wheels large gas gas cylinder into room....let the real fun begin.

now that is what I call a piece of equipment!

Where did you get it?

I was born with it silly......oh that(blushes radishly)It was a gift,something about symbolism

I thought we'd get enough jokes about that through the long balloons