h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Has anyone burst one yet?

No just playing about

oh good.
*blows up another balloon, this time with the helium machine thingy*

*DD decides it is time for some more squeaky voiced antics*

Now on the fabulous Muppet show we have...

*takes another gasp*

Oh Kermie, Kermie darling can I be the *STAR*? *

*Thanks TPTWVH that he isn't a small green frog*

*watches balloon float up toward the ceiling*

*DD as Piggy takes a swing at no one in particular*

KERSPLAT

*No one ducks*

*DE is thankfully still hiding under the balloons*

*Andromeda considers hiding under balloons too*

That might be a bit tricky, as all the balloons are now stuck to the ceiling...

I didn't use the helium machine thingy for all the balloons I blew up! Don't you see that pile over there with a sleeping Ermine beneath it?

*SNORE*

No, it's nothing to do with the helium, I just climbed up on a step ladder and stuck them to the ceiling. Perhaps I should have woken DE, but he'll be okay as long as he doesn't let go of the strings...

*Rolls over in his sleep...*

*BANG*

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!...........

*SPLAT*

OOF!

*Rolls over again and goes back to sleep on the floor*

ROFBB

*Sits up groggily*

Here what's all this noise?

*sees obvious punchline and goes for it*
Don't worry DE, you just dropped off for a second...

That's okay then, I was here a bit long last night

I'll say you were still here when I left and things were getting quiet around here then.

They picked up when I started saying hi to newbies again

*Glad that the library closes at midnight for once so he might actually get some sleep before flying home tomorrow*