h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ummm, Gwennie..... are you *sure* these are balloons?

I'm not too sure they look somewhat familiar though.

Hmmmmmm...... *winks*

I know what you mean!

*Meanwhile struggles with a rapidly expanding balloon which seems to be growing arms and legs........*

Floats back across the window...
Hey!!!!....thats not a balloon....
what...what...what is that...

*Gives a lurid grin and winks*

I'm not quite sure - yet...... I wonder what this bit is? *Prods something*


Have you noticed that where ever I go, that the tone of the conversation is always lowered?????

That's quite an achievement, to lower the tone of a conversation started by me!

Hmmm.....how low shall we go??

How low do you want to go?

I'm cool....well depends who its with

*Pushes "Your latex friend, who's fun to be with" toward Nonametraveller*

Well you can start "depending" with this, if you like...

Hand slips slightly on big red balloon and with loud BBBRRRRRRRRRPPPPP he corkscrews off into outerspace High....very high

Blimey, I haven't seen flatulence like that in a long time... what did he have to eat?

Helium, perhaps?

*Gives a cheerful wave at the shrinking figure of Nonametraveller...*

What a trip!!..he thinks as he floats gently back down to earth.
The last thing i can remember was that manic latex grin waving at me...or was it gwennie

Rats! Me secret is out! *Pulls off her latex mask to reveal her hidden identity*

I suppose you'll want my autograph now.....

*opens mouth to say something, but can't think of anything*

No, the smile will do nicely.....what a beauty...lights up the whole room!!
Just look at the doc...he's agog...speechless

*Accepts compliments gracefully and thinks how polite her companions are not to mention her resemblance to Nora Batty*

ooh!!!!!!! Balloons!!

~A timid knocking is heard... and then a quiet voice says... ~ Er... hello... can me join the party.... me will be very quiet and not say hardly a poot to a goose...