h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.internauts.ca/~bishop/wizard.htm

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Leaps out of the dinghy realising that floating around in the atmsphere on a helium filled rubber duck with a set of titanium claws is not wise,no matter how nice the owner is!!

~Greebo lies happily on her back in the dingy... and wonders why everyone else is looking so agitated~

*Produces a set of four matching mittens and pulls them over the probe Greebo's paws*

Don't panic everyone!

*Wonders this too since helium doesn't react with anything*

I was a little concerned about the reaction that would occur if those lovely claws ripped the vinyl two miles above the deck!!
noname

So how did you get out?

~Greebo admires her new paw wear...~ Thanks Gwennie...

*wants some*

*Wonders if they come with matching accessories*

I think there's some more mittens in that Ann Summers box over there. "A friend" thinks they're something to do with bondage wear. *Hides the handcuffs behind her back*

So that's where Andromeda got those long balloons from

*Smiles knowingly*

Please pass the helium cannister, someone...

*Wheels Cannister over to Gwennie*

Ta!

*Starts to refresh the dinghy which was looking slightly deflated*

~Greebo stands up... but slips on the rubber of the dingy... she extends her titanium tipped falsies and....

BANG!!!!!!!!!!~


~Greebo catapaults into the air~

NO PUN INTENDED!!!!

I just knew something like this was going to happen he thinks to himself as he runs around frantically with a big mattress trying to judge where poor greebo is gonna land.
Wonders what books dear gwennie has been reading lately....
hmmmmmm <------- Noname deep in thought..

Oh my goodness, Greebo is falling...
Where she will land ... nobody can tell...
Her mouth open wide... what is it she's screaming...
Catch me... oh please... that is her yell!!!!

*Thinks Greebo has been up in the air a long time*

Well it is quite nice up here... ~grin~