h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands Greebo a helium balloon*

Hi Greebo!

*Rescues Greebo from floating away with her helium balloon and places her gently back on the floor*

I think you need some doughnuts to weigh you down a bit!

We've been blowing up some balloons I brought that were left over from an Ann Summer's party! Look...

*Points to mishapen figure in the corner*
We couldn't quite get some of the limbs inflated correctly.

How are those titanium tipped claws holding up after the honeymoon? I hope you didn't "damage" Stoobie...

It would appear that anne summers throws one hell of a party,do tell all Gwennie,i am completely intrigued.Whens the next one?
Love
Noname

How about now??

*Rumages in box and starts to pull out an assortment of oddly shaped latex "balloons"*

Where's the helium???

Well... ~Greebo looks down at her shrunken figure~... me did get quite a lot of exercise on my honeymoon... ~grin~... but me managed to keep my claws away from Stooby... but it was hard... Er... ~grin~... ~blush~...

Oh look a balloon... ~Greebo sighs as she manages to change the subjecct pretty fast!!!~

*DD hides a strange Goose shaped ballon to help Greebo avoid temptation*

wheels an extra large cannister full of helium into the room...thinking....huh!!??... i've been here before

*Watches Greebo bouncing around after balloons*

Hmmm! You have been getting too much exercise this past week me ole fruit and could do with putting on a few pounds.....

*Rummages around in her box and produces a jam sandwich*
Here, Greebo! It's one I made earlier with some wonderful jam....

*Accepts the cannister of helium from Nonametraveller who appears to be dazed and suffering from deja vu*

Why thank you! Is there something I can call you in order to shorten your name?

Why thank you! Is there something I can call you in order to shorten your name?

Noname is cool...

Noname it is then!

Pass another one of those balloons me old fruit - ta!

I agree nomame is cool. DD

*picks up a baloon and starts pouring in metallic hydrogen. The resulting rubber shape wobbles and then begins showing off its wavefunction*

Oops...

*rubber pops spraying everyone with the brew*

Sorry *blushes*

*DD contimplatets whether he should put anything towards Joes new site in light of what has just happened*

Sorry...

*in high, squeky voice:

Where'd all the helium go off to?

awlrite then me old darlin'(passes over big box of novelty ballons and other goodies
ave a shufti at that lot,lets see wot yer come up wiv.
Love
Noname

Ps cool beans DD

Geez you've been busy! Look at all these balloons. Can I have a try with the helium, can I, can I?

Don't see why not

*Picks up another balloon andf starts blowing it up*

You may You may

Helium and balloons balloons and helium

everybody loves a drop of helium and balloons

fair shares all round!!

(in my bestest market trader voice)

~Greebo bounces after a ballon...~

BANG!!!!


Opppssss... sorry...