h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*DE, shaking, pokes head out from beneath a pile of balloons where he hid after the bang*

That's OK we've all done it once or twice

*Passes Greebo another balloon*

Watch those claws Greebo

*Rummages around in Noname's box of goodies*

Ohh! What 'ave we got 'ere den?

Did you know you've got an inflatable dinghy in here? I wonder what'll happen if we fill it with helium?

ere my mane aint den


i reckon that if we fill that there boat with helium,...
well who the fu...lip knows.....


Hey Hey Hey....
the magical mystery tour here we come
Noname

Pass the helium "Dr. No"

Wedges the cannister and himself INSIDE the rubber duck before passing the helium nozzle


Let it rip my girl...

*Ducks under the balloons again*

Ah, so that's where those ducks went.

*Kicks the ducks out to make more room under the balloons*

*debates hiding under the balloons too*

~Greebo catches the balloon...~

Opppsss...

BANG!!!

*jumps into a sack of red cabbages*

*wonders where the cabbages came from*

*Jams the helium cannister's nozzle into the dinghy*

Does anyone like pickled cabbage?

Greebo! Don't get on the dinghy! Oh, no!!

*Greebo has jumped onto the dinghy*

What ever you do, don't extend your claws!

*looks at the dinghy dubiously and decides to get in*

Anyone up for a game of Cripple Mr Onion?

Not if you start into the Hedgehog song.

"The wizard's staff has a knob on the end" is my favourite clean, wholesome, family-orientated song.

How does it go then?

You really don't honestly want to know.

I made the mistake of looking it up elsewhere though

Where?