Now Open for Pizza or Pasta or Whatever

Also with Pizza Delivery to anywhere within H2G2

Welcome, welcome to the bellisimo Italiano Restaurante here at h2g2. We're not open for business yet but are on the outlook for staff. Please post your cv's in the space below. Grazi.

Now we are open I'm sure Mama Peta herself will grace us with her presence and maybe bring along the rest of the crew from the h2g2 Towers. While you are waiting would you like to see the Wine List.

The Menu¹

Anti-Pasta²

Grilled Portabello Mushrooms marinated in wine sauce with fresh parmisian cheese, chopped tomato and basilV

Roast pimentoes with artichoke hearts drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegarV

Three bean salad with proschuto and goat cheese. Served cold in a balsamic vinegrette

Pasta

Spaghetti of the Day - Mama Peta's home-made spaghetti with the sauce of the day, check the specials board for flavour.
Lasagne - layers of pasta filled with mince, tomato and cheese sauces
Vegetarian Lasagne Verdi - as above with mixed beans replacing the mince and a fine vegetarian cheddar, between layers of spinach pastaV

Other Main Courses

Abi's Risotto - Tomato Risotto with Pepperoni

Rissotto Milanese with vegetarian parmesan V

Pizza

The ACE - Anchovies, Capers and Eggplant
Veggie Deluxe - Sweetcorn, Mixed Peppers, Onion and Carrot V

V = suitable for vegetarians

Your Staff this Evening

Cassetto del Demon³ your host
Shallow 15 Chef. Experience: 'I have never been to Italy in my life, I have over 12,367 hours of playing various Super Mario related Nintendo games under my belt. Plus I am the only person in the state of Utah who pronounces "Italian" correctly.'
Krissy Lee Good-looking Italian girl who meets, greets, and seats people and walks around eating off everyone's plate and announces the bands and gives out free booze.⁴
Bluebottle washer upper.
BluesSlider barman, do you wish to see the wine list.
The Cheese the waiter with the heavy Italian accent that always has to repeat himelf because no one understands him.
Kristina Marie hostess who doesn't do anything else at all and spends most of every evening standing around looking bored but who is obviously very put out and annoyed whenever she actually has to do any actual work, such as seating someone, because she feels she doesn't earn nearly enough money for all the work she does
Eomando Musician
Joanna someone who hangs around the kitchen chatting and generally being in the way, occasionally venturing out to prove herself an incredibly *bad* waitress
Greyrose a wonderful bad waitress
Peta espresso machine operator

The Customers

Spartus token drunk