Shallow 15: Better Disasters Through Playing God

Hi there! (Boy, that's ludicrously appropriate.)

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Erin Mills, owner of Shallow 15 and Chief Weird Science Researcher of the Fred Defense Force (don't ask).

I am a 24-year-old male ape descendant residing in Salt Lake City, UT, USA. I have one child, a hyperintelligent pan-dimensional being who likes to masquerade as a 2-year-old boy answering to the name of Daniel. My former wife Kadie and I continually forget this fact.

I currently work on behalf of a major on-line auction firm (won't say which one as I'm not sure what the Guide's policies are on such things) and aspire to be a professional writer sometime before I die.

I have a variety of ecclectic interests, most of which I intend to write articles for over the course of my association with H2G2 so keep an eye out.

That's about it for now. Feel free to peruse the entries below, or not. After all it's not as if I'm leaning over you, is it?

Oh, sorry, I hope that wasn't your favorite shirt.


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