h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*floating in, in haste* Oh my, oh my, oh my - I wonder how many guests that will turn up? Would it be possible to have a huge pot of 'Spaghetti of the Day' and another one of 'Vegetarian Lasagne Verdi' delivered to my wigwam at the camp site? http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F45817?thread=151343&post=1483636#p1483636 Pronto, per favore... *running out of Italian words* ...pretty, pretty please?

*disheartened by the discovery that no one seems to be subscribing to new conversations about this entry any longer*

Hmmm....
I know how to wash up the bowls, saucepans, cutlery etc., but how do you cook?

<BB<

BB! *going all soppy* :'-) (<--not-yet-existing-nostalgical/soppy smiley)

I'll help! Although I'm not sure I know either...

Let's see... spaghetti of the day... spaghetti is easy, how about minced meat sauce? I can do that!

Could you do the Vegetarian Lasagne Verdi?

*starts opening and closing cupboards*

*finds huge frying pan*

*puts it on the stove*

*starts chopping onion and garlic*

I know how to make spagetti all dented, but as I dislike lasagne, I've no idea how to cook that.
I can do garlic bread, though.

<BB<

*pours chopped garlic and onion into pan*



*chopping peppers; green, red and yellow*

*pours them into pan as well*

*starts searching the cupboards again*

*finds huge ovenware*

Here you go, BB!

*continues search*

*finds huge pot*

Ah!

Garlic bread... mmmm.... yummy! Yes please!

*reads from menu*

Lasagne - layers of pasta filled with mince, tomato and cheese sauces
Vegetarian Lasagne Verdi - as above with mixed beans replacing the mince and a fine vegetarian cheddar, between layers of spinach pasta

*empties frying pan into pot*

*pours minced meat into frying pan*

*adds crushed tomatoes to the pot*

*searches more cupboards*

Here BB - I think you'll find most of the ingredients to the Lasagne in here! *points*

*empties frying pan into pot*

*pours minced meat into frying pan*

*adds crushed tomatoes to the pot*

*searches more cupboards*

Here BB - I think you'll find most of the ingredients to the Lasagne in here! *points*

*turns on oven to heat it up*

*adds salt and pepper to the pot*

*tastes it*

*searches fridge*

*Searches the cupboards and finds the ingrediants.*
We don't have any beans. Will baked beans do?

<BB<

*pours fried minced meat into pot*

*adds some more crushed tomatoes*

*pours some sweet chili sauce into the pot to spice it up*

What? Baked beans?

Oh, sure, we just need to spice it up a bit...

*washes frying pan, puts it on again, chopping garlic and onion*

Okay, baked beans it is.
I can cook them. And toast.

<BB<

Let's see - lasagne verdi - that's the spinache lasagne - the green-looking layers...

*hands BB a bottle of olive oil and a brush*

Here - 'paint' the inside of the ovenware with this...

Certainly.
Are you sure you wouldn't rather have wallpaper?

<BB<

In the oven?